Victoria

OG perfume blogger. Scientist. Tweeting about fragrance, skincare, cornbread, lipstick, population health, policy, maps, research & stuff.

[Victoria @EauMG]

I have been posting emoji perfume reviews on my Instagram stories and thought y'all would be interested in them here so I'll try to start posting them here too.

[Victoria @EauMG]

That should say Nome, AK and not None, AK. But, I'm tarred and proofreading on a phone isn't my thing. My IG stories are filled with them and IG stories magically disappear.

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I was today years old when I learned from @EauMG that the Iditarod (and this great dog statue in Central Park) commemorates the emergency delivery of diphtheria vaccine to Nome, Alaska.

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@thechubbette Gah, me too.

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@honor_and_glory If they were good, I wouldn't be complaining 😆

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We all deal with trauma and stress in different ways so I don't want to sound judge-y, but dang, TikTok lip sync dance routines are majorly cringey.

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@erinbelieu We have got to make grey roots a thing right now.

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@bonnevivante @annieytown I was going to say mid-80s. I was thinking 84/85 too!

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@dalybeauty @kateStrasdin @givenchy @FIDMMuseum Yes!

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This baby really does need a show.

[👸🏾L E A👸🏾 @_MissLeandra]

Gordon Ramsay’s son is so cute, but he already looks prepared to call folks idiot sandwiches. 😭😭

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@dalybeauty And there has to be a smell, so much of that dreaded self-tanner smell.

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@fanserviced 😆 For ex., today, Herald Sq, after work, entire stairs backed up. I'm trying to be patient because maybe somebody is going down the stairs slow for health reasons. No. I get down there and it's just somebody blasting some gems. 🆘

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Omg I don't wanna be an old grump but if you can't keep up a NYC pace while using your phone to text or play those gem games, then don't phone while you walk. Y'all killing me.

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I've been stuck in a traffic jam of these all day. I'm expecting for y'all to be frantically skipping the Smashmouth on your playlist or texting your mom in the hospital but y'all just playing 🍬 games.

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@nickrgilbert @KJanicki She also had a shout-out to me in there eau m g

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Just realized my mom says "meme" like "même".

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And to be fair, I feel like Instagram is just a bunch of "same accounts" anyway.

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@emzylla Oh course she did!!!

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None of us can duplicate the perfection of her feathered bangs. Remember that.

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She had the PERFECT feathered bangs. I could never duplicate the perfection of her 80s bangs.