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Hot tube. Sexy midgets. Case of BLs. Perfect Monday afternoon.

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BREAKING NEWS

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Al Qaeda

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Applebees on Easter #CHIN

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The Superman punch is so ferda

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Legends lounge at the 4 Nations? Yes and it wasn’t on sale.

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Working in construction as a non-labor guy is ridiculous. I got guys telling me war stories like “back on this one job we had to dig a 100ft ditch with plastic spoons ass naked in the middle of January”. Nice bro, you ever birdie 18 and have 8 high noons after on your dads tab?

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The Olympics should add an event where individuals race to the last pic of Sadie McKenna’s snapshot story. Almost like the 40 yard dash but instead of running you have to swipe. And the last pic is always her ass naked.

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My dream is to be a general manger for a Golf Galaxy or a Pure Hockey and be boys with all my co workers. No real career path, just vibes. Make enough money to pay for a studio apartment over a Legal Seafood that I go to every night. And on the side I ref mens league hockey.

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Holy FUCK

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Front row rockstar shit live

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Can’t wait to get home and snort an 8 ball to these tracks. Gonna be so sick.

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ICE Detention Center

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If you could someone one recommendation for halal food in Massachusetts, where are you telling them to go?

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Busy day in the office @HNIS_Official

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@HammersThots @CurleyJeff21 Let’s book it

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Holy fucking #shrink the game. This shit use to mean something. Disrespecting legends like Kate Upton. Might as well throw Kamal on the cover.

[Sports Illustrated Swimsuit @SI_Swimsuit]

Brianna LaPaglia is determined to make 2025 her year. The 25-year-old content creator, who is best known for her raw, uncut podcasts through the Barstool Sports network, PlanBri Uncut and BFFs, went through an incredibly public breakup last fall. Notably, LaPaglia was offered $12 million and an apartment in New York by her ex, in exchange for her silence regarding anything that happened during their time together. She refused to accept it, and instead began to speak up about the relationship, which she says was controlling and emotionally abusive.

Since then, she’s been rebuilding, and has not shied away from sharing her experience in the hopes of helping others. "This [Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover] is like a success thing for me in my personal journey of just getting back to who I was and who I am.”

Catch more from her beautiful photoshoot with photographer @katherinegoguen—link in bio!

#SISwim2025 #SISwimsuit #BriannaLaPaglia

Photographer: @katherinegoguen
Editor-in-Chief: @mj_day
Hair: @heatherraebang
Makeup: @erikaparsons
Fashion Editor: @margotzamet
Fashion Assistant: @lizwentworth
Production: @cindiblairproductions
PR: @sevaneveritt
Art Director: @worktablenyc
Location/Accommodations: @laquintaresort @austin_estate
Swimsuit: @isaboulder

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@HammersThots @CurleyJeff21 Can we swap Chickenfry with Joy Taylor?

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

A natural trick in the 1st period is so belligerent, I’d ask for the rest of the game off and order dominos to the locker room and eat it in the hot tub. I did my work for the night I earned my check. Ill make the reservations for dinner see u guys after

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Going full Kyle Rittenhouse today

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I wish I could experience being piss drunk at a Black Eyed Peas concert back in ‘09. I would have bull rushed Fergie with a quarter chub. #ThrowbackThursday

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