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Theta Chi 76’ Pledge master, Proud dad to Tank, Bag seeker, Former O’Riley Auto Parts floor manager, aspiring chud

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Buddy loses the arguement and starts just speaking louder #callitaday

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Let’s call it a week fellas, we tried our best #grrmondays

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Chinese teacher just cold called on me while I was playing blackjack #fuck

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@TitleTownTalks 🍟

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If your a sigma alpha fagsilon anywhere south of the mason dixon #enditall

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Talking to my gfs dad at the darty telling him about her performance last night #expand #parentsweekend

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If you play mr. Gay and Watch on smash #killyourself

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Dropped the vuse in front of the parents #rocus

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Hamm boned rn #parentsweekend

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Feels illegal to go to class on a friday when there’s undrank beers out there #connect

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Got a 21/40 on an Econ exam. Just another day in paradise #lank

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Yikyak is like the bv for retards

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