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Mentally Ill shitposter

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You either get a titty job or fuck a dude in the ass

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Just lost my 757 hour Monster Hunter Wilds save. Might kms later.

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@CottontailVAVA They don't call me two pump chump for nothing

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Digital footprint?

How the fuck do you leave footprints on the internet!?

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Just woke up from a coma, what'd I miss?

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@tanukiicos

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Feeling vulnerable right now if any abusive women want to manipulate me.

[Dantes @doaenel]

The time has finally come.

The entire reason why I originally even wanted to do a subathon in the first place, to prove how good of a gamer I really am...

In 1 hour, my first ever playthrough of ELDEN RING.

The Battle of the Century.

Dantes vs The Lands Between.

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@isb9898 If she wasn't taken... absolutely

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We really out here in love with a fantasy…

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Update: She’s still in my head haunting every waking second and my dreams… all the time really.

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Get out of my head, get out of my head, get out of my head, get out of my head, get out of my head, get out of my head, get out of my head, GET OUT IF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

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I stalk her social medias like it's a game :3

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It’s all fun and games. Until you’re the only thing I think about and my entire mood is dependent of if you texted me or not.

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Wants to be in a loving relationship.
Won’t go out to meet people.
In conclusion

There’s nothing we can do.

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Reasons I didn’t kms today:
Thighs exist

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@yakitoririin She’s literally me