ECD Smith

Pretty much just signing up so I can look around. If I get more interesting later, I'll post some updates

Canada

55 years old

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@Leonard73714140 You know you're in the Army when you're doing advanced recce for the sun

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@DannyMac2237

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@john9280_john @Oldtimers365 I ate at a Roy Rogers burgers at a roadside stop along the Interstate. As I was dumping most of it in the trash another man said to me, "I've had better." to which I replied, "I think they just fed me Trigger."

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@Oldtimers365 https://t.co/F7rTOPoURB

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@RetroMoviesDB

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@SGTWipper1Each horse cock

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@TynnLyzzi

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@KhanSaba1278 This is why people of an older generation look at a modern day accident and get surprised anyone survived.
If a car from the 70s was that crashed no one survived and it was just easier to bury you in it.

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@GrowingUpRetro Years later I realized the gun has sights, and they work

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@ksowa613 @GrowingUpRetro

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@Ideallady5 For a knitting project that is very impressive. Not an easy flag to draw let alone knit.

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@_DamnBucky We had emission standards testing, check engine was a failure. Light was on, day before test, light goes out, pass the e-test, get in my car to drive off, check engine was on before I cleared the driveway.

Still counts as a pass.

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@thompsonterr That'll work until it doesn't

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@Jassmini2 Back when I was trying to home the feral cats one of the kittens was all black. He wouldn't warm up to me and kept running away until he stopped coming by. He got hit on the road.

I was going to name him Void.

They'd come by because we put out Meow Mix and water

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@AASRedleg @TheBuddyCSM Them: Why do you put up with your boss?
Me: He may be an raging asshole, but he's a fucking amature compared to what the Army did.

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@SGTWipper1Each I remember they kind of wanted it to be clean if there was an inspection

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@Darth_Pingu those are all words, but none of them go together.

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@memeslich DM tries a Lich.
Hit it with anti-undead spell Sol's Searing Orb, 12d6 v undead, drops it to 2HP and thief pops up and backstabs, +2 dagger, max damage, 3x skill modifier, Nat 20 2x damage
8x3x2=48
DM cried.

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@oldtoons_ Green Lantern Ring

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@JesusChryslerII We somehow ended up with a roll of Trump face toilet paper at work. I won't use it.

I'm afraid his face will give my ass cancer.