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@MySportsUpdate If his arrest leads to a trial, some people may get Jerry Jeudy Jury Duty.

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@sbell021 Dusty May > Tigers' May

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@WUTangKids Ellison you say?

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@RollingStone They gave it away, now?

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@djmarkfarina This is AI.

And Nash. And Rodman.

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@NBAonPrime This is exactly how I would expect a nervous, lying alien to behave.

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Trump at a rally -- Elon Musk rigged the election for me

CNN -- crickets

NY Times -- crickets

Washington Post -- crickets

The mainstream media has already given up and died

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@WolverineCorner

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@CBSMornings Bro went from gunslinger to funds stealer and now wants to play the victim and ask us to be healers.
GFY

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@WUTangKids PSA: Jason Whitlock went behind JD Vance's back and he's just sad the friendship soured so he is lashing out again. That's all this is.

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@AP Bro is trying everything he has seen in the movies to shift attention off the fact that he simply sucKKKs. He's going to suspend the living sh!t out of his campaign when Don Jr. is accidentally sent to New York City on an airplane alone and without parents.

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@ReallyAmerican1 Is it possible the news outlets view the material as staged and inorganic, similar to how many people view the re-growing of Miracle Ear on upside-down Bible man?

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@AP Florida is a fake state with a fake governor who was outsmarted by a Mouse.

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@HubieTalksHoops Now alright look. Someone check on China's basketball team because I'm concerned we are seeing a Great Wall being built around them, keeping them away from the painted area of the medal podium. Now, if you are into medals, this means bad news for China.

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@SundaeDivine @KamalaHQ Iceberg Lettuce is @GovTimWalz favorite type of dinner salad Lettuce.

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@Amy_Siskind Maybe the towel is full of ketchup

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@NotHoodlum @CheriJacobus @DonLew87 Bro will send dissenters to Catturd re-education training and make you clean Grok's litter box.

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@TVietor08 @washingtonpost "Look. I'm a businessman okay. If someone wants to give me $10 million and I say 'oh gee no thank you sir I don't like money'- then I'm not a good businessman. I'm a good businessman so I'll leave it at that. Gimme a break of course I took that money. "- @realDonaldTrump

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@JohnFromUCLA @MikeWarwick8 @Amy_Siskind @GeorgeTakei Still not sure it is work though. Because I think this may be the only time he has genuinely smiled. No man who loathes work as much as Trump could be this happy doing work:

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@MikeWarwick8 @Amy_Siskind It's as though Trump is being discarded as no longer having value to Putin. Isn't that Trump DNA? Can I get an "Oh My!" @GeorgeTakei oh how the tables have turned.

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@AP Can we prisoner swap Trump to Russia even though he hasn't been sentenced for his felony conviction yet?