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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow? Reality.

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School shooting
UCLA: uhhhh students take your finals
Bomb threat
UCLA: uhhh summer school is still in session
Fire
UCLA: uhhh go to class maybe or yeah go to class uhh take your finals yeah that sounds right

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“It sucks donkey dicks to be heterosexual” - my mom

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I think I love my fwb. He probs don’t love me back tho so I bought these TMNT-themed Uno cards at Target today to fill the ever-growing chasm that is my broken heart 😌

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A professor called me toxic in front of everyone during seminar. Ever since, there have been grad students who actually avoid talking to me.

Thank you so much to that prof cuz I hate talking to people 🥰

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Armie Hammer. He might eat you but not eat you out.

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Went to brunch with my 86 yo grandma. She told me that some women are wife material, while others are more mistress material. Gma said I’m more on the mistress material side 👀
Bitch called me a homewrecker 🤣 💕

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We need to discuss how feminism is not real BECAUSE I have sat through sooooo much Letterkenny for dick. In what world is there equality where I have to hear “in it to win it” and 30 farts per hour and be expected to get there in bed? Where is the justice, I ask you?

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Forget red handprints, or a simple spank. I’m ready for a man to do boxing drills on my thicc cake. Consider my bottom a punching bag to practice your jab-cross combos, or mayhaps an uppercut. Leave it all in the ring, milads!

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in love with everyone plz help

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why the fuq did I open this app

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“Your cervix is not a gangster” - mom

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Do seahorses get paternity leave

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no oysters, just the boysters

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watching my young friends explore each other’s bodies whilst I estimate my potential gallstone count

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STEVE!!! My hero.

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only gorgeous girls know about Doctor Horrible

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I’m tryin’ to be the funny sibling at all times but sis @harpmasta is out here being a showstopper on every occasion, bishhhhhh

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My toxic trait is letting every1 know when I’ve just pooped

[Saddington 3 (in theaters) @2Saddington]

do you think they explored each other’s bodies