Brit 🌙

can’t believe this shit

[Brit 🌙 @EchoHoA]

@Into_TheWilds @cat_piller @TinaCol98878579 @Eve_Barlow @DrProudman Agreed. I feel like every woman I’ve talked to gets random bruises and cuts they never knew they got. It literally happens to us all. All the time.

[taff. @thetribegoddess]

the guilt from not being productive is so daunting and unnecessary.

[lari @martiniposting]

it’s actually splitting two entrees at a restaurant. Then it’s raw sex

[UEFA EURO @UEFAEURO]

Cristiano Ronaldo 🤩

⚽️ All-time EURO top scorer (11 goals)
🇵🇹 All-time top scorer for Portugal (106 goals)
👕 First player to appear at 5 EURO final tournaments
👏 First player to score at 5 consecutive EURO final tournaments

#EURO2020

[lucy 🇵🇸🍉 @xlucymoorex]

every woman knows it’s not all men. but we don’t know WHICH men. so we stay wary of ALL men. it’s not rocket science

[Katherine Heubeck is on Mastodon @KatHeubeck]

Sorry but this is the best bird story I’ve ever read. The update is *chefs kiss*

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

imagine boarding a flight to cancun and before you take off you get to send a few texts and ruin ted cruz’s life. a dream vacation

[delia @delia_cai]

I'm crying

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ |
| 90% of the |
| plants that failed |
| in Texas have |
| been oil, gas, |
| & coal plants |
|＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ 　 づ

[Brit 🌙 @EchoHoA]

The Walt Disney Company: We want JOHNNY DEPP back as CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/ezKaUF9KDM via @CdnChange

[kełłen @neverbebritney]

Me listening to Me listening to
Britney Spears Britney Spears
in 2006 in 2021

[Cyarin / Laura ✨ @Cyarine]

also indulge in some sappy art w me .. happy valentines ♥️ 🌹

[Jessica Baker 🌙✨ @JessBoneBreaker]

Just taking a moment to enjoy this comedy of errors again

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

As part of their ethical training, FBI agents are taken to the Holocaust Memorial Museum to see in horrific detail what can happen when law enforcement loses sight of what is moral

[Nipah 🐣 @NipahDUBS]

Netflixs subtitles for Yugioh are something else

[Aleks @aleks_hi]

The most exhilarating moment for me this week was ordering a $79 cookie from Subway