Alec

Grumpy old man in training.

[Sarah 🍓 @SarahJ_Berry]

The real headline here is that it would take every single person in the UK to change how they wash their clothes to compensate for the environmental damage drivers are doing in just one mid-size London borough.

[Joshua Rozenberg @JoshuaRozenberg]

This seems remarkably well-informed.

[Brian Moore @brianmoore666]

Sorry to continue to refer to this matter but, as set out here, there is so much nonsense being spouted about it that it is important to get the facts right. Several show host commentors could usefully absorb this before gobbing off.

[Stephen Chambers @SteveJChambers]

Peter Butterworth, of Carry On film fame, was rejected for a part playing himself in the 🎥 “The Wooden Horse” because he wasn’t 'convincingly heroic or athletic enough.'🤪 Shot down in 1940, escaped once, he was captured and held at Stalag Luft III.

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

For decades

[Tom Chivers @TomChivers]

I had absolutely no idea that Michael Caine fought in the Korean war, as a 19-year-old private. https://t.co/jddQjJYw8M

[Bilal Zafar | twitch.tv/zafarcakes @Zafarcakes]

TOP 100 FUNNIEST TWITCH STREAMER FAILS!!!🔥

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#57 A RIGHT TRUCKING MESS

@DaftLimmy @1030 @rossisacoolguy @TwitchUKI

https://t.co/SmEP8BHcia

[Alex Ingram @nuttyxander]

Happy COP26 Transport day!

[Persian Pixie 🎒 🏳️‍🌈🇱🇧🇾🇪🇵🇸☭ @leigh_fall]

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[Twitch.tv/1030 @1030]

Watch Limmy if you're not already. He's the guy from the memes. Scotland's son. One of the country's finest professional entertainers thriving in the perfect context for what he does. Simply download Twitch app or watch in a browser. Every single day. It's good.

[Allan Kennedy @Allan_D_Kennedy]

It takes a special kind of wilful myopia to look at UK politics over the last few years and decide it's the young who are responsible for polarisation.

[DC Prox 🌈✊ ACAB 🇵🇸 @DrProximo]

@LlamaInaTux The statistician thinks to himself "our initial counts must have been off".

The biologist thinks "they must have multiplied".

The mathematician says "if one more person enters that building it will be empty!"

[DC Prox 🌈✊ ACAB 🇵🇸 @DrProximo]

@LlamaInaTux Three academics are at an outdoor cafe. Across the street they observe two people walk into a building, then a few minutes later three people walk out if that same building. (1/2)

[priscilla page @BBW_BFF]

Bruce Lee couldn't be any cooler

[Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky @watsoncomedian]

This idea that teachers ‘did almost nothing’ - whether it’s for clicks or whatever - is SO insulting and idiotic that I can’t keep to my usual rule of not engaging with insulting and idiotic stuff. Teachers have never stopped working.