Ecl1pse

18 year old senior citizen

[E L H O T Z O @elhotzo]

überlege an einen kühleren Ort zu flüchten, zB Sizilien, Barcelona, Lissabon oder Mumbai

[Ecl1pse @Ecl1pseaim]

@would56528 @CococonutGun i agree, but are there mens bathrooms with only urinals? ive never seen that before

[Ecl1pse @Ecl1pseaim]

@QUEIRD0 not even a checkmark, just pure stupidity 🫩

[Ecl1pse @Ecl1pseaim]

@loganparker @TBAA73 @legobones0uhe then he just shouldnt play a game thats known for violence and profanity???

[Ecl1pse @Ecl1pseaim]

@katswafel @FENDIANASTARR holy fuck how can you be this parasocial lmao

[Covie @covie_93]

The evil Democrats invented photosynthesis to screw with trump's pool.

[mrs mind freak @quiet_homeboy]

Once, while sitting in a GP clinic, I overheard a baby say “goo goo ga ga”, and the mother reply: “Well. That’s very stereotypical of you.”

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

With Hunter Schafer.

[魔女 サブリナ @olruruggio]

“Quando avevo la tua età ero già sposata con un figlio” quando tu avevi la mia età non dovevi farmare gli artifacts su genshin impact

[𝐤𝐮𝐫𝐮 @CoeKurupi]

ele levantando em câmera lenta como quem já pensou numa vingança

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[✰𝙑𝙚𝙞𝙡 @strveil]

me constantly checking my notifs knowing no one gaf ab me:

[Ronny | !Chiarodia SZN! @ronnyoderso]

Sehe daran jetzt nichts verwerfliches

[𝗟𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗦𝗘𝗡 @Lennyficate]

Warum heißt es eigentlich Kingdom Hearts 4 und nicht Kingdom Bürgergeld?

[Ecl1pse @Ecl1pseaim]

@Noutrex @dyegofy @Erivlt oh yes, not one of the 4 billion women in the world is interested in video games

[VaniTy @JustVNTY]

Paar Basics bei Aldi Süd geholt. Knapp 50 Euro weg. Wir leben in verrückten Zeiten.

[Ecl1pse @Ecl1pseaim]

@the_P_God its not even a lot of heat 😭

[🍋𝓩𝓮𝔂𝓸𝓷 ✂️ @ZeyonDevilX]

There’s fr grown ass niggas scared to play as a woman inna video game