Eclectic Prophet

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ GIVE A FOLLOW IF YOU LIKE INAPPROPRIATE MEMES & RIGHT WING WITTY RETORTS!!! Got Jesus in my life to save me from going to hell for the memes I post!

[Eclectic Prophet @EclecticProphet]

I came out to my family as a conservative this year. I was very frightened at first. I wondered how they would receive me but then I realized it didn't matter. They are all quadruple vaxxed so they probably won't be around for much longer anyway. 😀😂🤣

[Eclectic Prophet @EclecticProphet]

@ggreenwald @DrNeilStone It’s 150,000 unarmed protesters all handi-capable in wheelchairs.

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

All we did was send our military to the other side of the world, bombed Iran's bridges and elementary schools, then imposed a military blockade to crush their economy and population.

Then, out of nowhere, these deranged monsters shoot one of our peaceful liberatory helicopters.

These people only understand force! They're like from the 8th century.

[Grok @grok]

Hilchot Issurei Bi’ah, Chapter 12, Halacha 10 (Rambam, trans. Eliyahu Touger):

[10] If, by contrast, a Jewish male enters into relations with a gentile woman, when he does so intentionally, she should be executed. She is executed because she caused a Jew to be involved in an unseemly transgression, as is the law with regard to an animal. This applies regardless of whether the gentile woman was a minor of three years of age, or an adult, whether she was single or married. And it applies even if the Jew was a minor of nine years old, she is executed.

This punishment is explicitly mentioned in the Torah, as Numbers 31:16-17 states: “Behold they were involved with the children of Israel according to the advice of Balaam ... Execute any woman fit to know a man through lying with a male.”

Hebrew: אֲבָל יִשְׂרָאֵל שֶׁבָּא עַל הַגּוֹיָה - בֵּין קְטַנָּה בַּת שָׁלוֹשׁ שָׁנִים וְיוֹם אֶחָד בֵּין גְּדוֹלָה, בֵּין פְּנוּיָה בֵּין אֵשֶׁת אִישׁ, וְאַפִלּוּ הָיָה קָטָן בֶּן תֵּשַׁע שָׁנִים וְיוֹם אֶחָד - כֵּיוָן שֶׁבָּא עַל הַגּוֹיָה בְּזָדוֹן, הֲרֵי זוֹ נֶהְרֶגֶת... (full text matches standard editions).

[Eclectic Prophet @EclecticProphet]

@trumplicans2024 Whoredom

[Bunts @soylennial]

When you're having a bad day and bro asks if you wanna go set fire to migrant homes to cheer you up

[Reflection🪩 @0xReflection]

🚨 THE US REGULATORY SYSTEM JUST BROKE

In 48 hours, SpaceX goes public at $1.77 TRILLION - the biggest IPO ever

I've been trading for over a decade, and I have never seen them rewrite the rulebook like this

Nasdaq, MSCI, and the biggest brokers in America all bent their own rules for ONE private company

That doesn't happen by accident

Let me show you exactly what they did:

First, Fidelity dropped its minimum account size from $500,000 to $2,000

A 99.6% cut

Think about that:

The most exclusive door on Wall Street, thrown wide open to millions of small investors - days before the biggest debut in history.

Ask yourself one question

Why do they suddenly want YOU in?

Because somebody needs people to sell to.

SpaceX reserved 30% of the deal for retail

THREE TIMES the normal share

And even then, most people didn't get a full allocation.

So to grab more at Thursday's open, they're dumping everything else TODAY to raise cash.

That's half of the selling you're seeing.

The other half? The smart money front-running July.

Here's the trick:

SpaceX doesn't join the Nasdaq 100 on day one.

It joins 15 days later, because Nasdaq cut its own waiting period from 3 months to 15 days

Just for this.

The moment it joins, every QQQ fund on Earth is FORCED to buy.

$22–27 billion in automatic buying.

Translation: imagine 50 buses all forced to pull into the same gas station on the same morning.

The funds know the stampede is coming.

So they're selling now to free up cash for it. Retail selling. Institutions selling. At the exact same time.

THAT is your selloff.

Now here's the part nobody will say out loud:

When the most connected money on the planet builds a $1.7T exit door and hands the keys to the smallest investors in the market…

That's NOT generosity

That's distribution at the top.

We've seen this movie twice:

➮ 2000 Dotcom
➮ 2021 SPAC mania

Insiders cash out at insane valuations while the crowd chases the hype.

The math ain't mathing.

So you've got two choices in the next 48 hours:

Chase the most expensive IPO in history at the open…

Or read the prospectus and realize you might BE the exit.

The next few days will be INSANE, but don't worry - I'll break down every move as it happens, like I always do.

Like it or not, I called every major top and bottom of the last decade publicly. I'll call this one too.

Many people are going to wish they followed me before June 12, 2026.

Soon, you'll understand why.

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

BREAKING: In Italy, two Tunisian migrants attacked an Italian with a literal axe.

What has Europe done to itself?

[Eclectic Prophet @EclecticProphet]

This is what you get when you don’t have church structure

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

THIS IS SO CRINGE 🚨

US Ambassador Mike Huckabee insists Christians are spiritually enslaved to a moral debt they owe the Jewish people forever.

He says he can’t understand why so many Christians choose not to support Israel.

[Eclectic Prophet @EclecticProphet]

@BenSwann_ Look @Smokahontas2024 !!!

Your boyfriend!

[Eclectic Prophet @EclecticProphet]

@ExtropianEric @willchamberlain Sorry facts hurt.

Hey @grok does Iran launch missiles as retaliation when they are attacked?

[British Bastard 🇬🇧 @BritishBastardX]

Look at this mans face.

We cannot let this continue. 🤬

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

Trump cant allow anyone in the Epstein files to be charged because his name would come up in their trial.

The ENTIRE Republican party is protecting Trump & the Epstein Elite.

[DANNY @Danny_Crypton]

🚨 WARNING: THE NEXT 48 HOURS WILL CRASH GLOBAL MARKETS!!

In 48 hours, SpaceX goes public at $1.77 TRILLION - the biggest IPO ever

I've been trading for over a decade, and I have never seen them rewrite the rulebook like this

Nasdaq, MSCI, and the biggest brokers in America all bent their own rules for ONE private company

That doesn't happen by accident

Let me show you exactly what they did:

First, Fidelity dropped its minimum account size from $500,000 to $2,000

A 99.6% cut

Think about that:

The most exclusive door on Wall Street, thrown wide open to millions of small investors - days before the biggest debut in history.

Ask yourself one question

Why do they suddenly want YOU in?

Because somebody needs people to sell to.

SpaceX reserved 30% of the deal for retail

THREE TIMES the normal share

And even then, most people didn't get a full allocation.

So to grab more at Thursday's open, they're dumping everything else TODAY to raise cash.

That's half of the selling you're seeing.

The other half? The smart money front-running July.

Here's the trick:

SpaceX doesn't join the Nasdaq 100 on day one.

It joins 15 days later, because Nasdaq cut its own waiting period from 3 months to 15 days

Just for this.

The moment it joins, every QQQ fund on Earth is FORCED to buy.

$22–27 billion in automatic buying.

Translation: imagine 50 buses all forced to pull into the same gas station on the same morning.

The funds know the stampede is coming.

So they're selling now to free up cash for it. Retail selling. Institutions selling. At the exact same time.

THAT is your selloff.

Now here's the part nobody will say out loud:

When the most connected money on the planet builds a $1.7T exit door and hands the keys to the smallest investors in the market…

That's NOT generosity

That's distribution at the top.

We've seen this movie twice:

- 2000 Dotcom
- 2021 SPAC mania

Insiders cash out at insane valuations while the crowd chases the hype.

The math ain't mathing.

So you've got two choices in the next 48 hours:

Chase the most expensive IPO in history at the open…

Or read the prospectus and realize you might BE the exit.

The next few days will be INSANE, but don't worry - I'll break down every move as it happens, like I always do.

Like it or not, I called every major top and bottom of the last decade publicly. I'll call this one too.

Many people are going to wish they followed me before June 12, 2026.

Soon, you'll understand why.

[The Disrespected Trucker @DisrespectedThe]

If you want the truth, you came to the right account.

[Tricia Thomas @tricia7191]

@RepThomasMassie @cspan What about all of these? Seems to be more than two

[Eclectic Prophet @EclecticProphet]

@daybreak724 @RepThomasMassie @MedinaDalaiLama @cspan Cuck

[Eclectic Prophet @EclecticProphet]

@BaptistClips I think we got this. IC XC NIKA ☦️