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mixtape enthusiast. photographer. vegan. he/him. asd. worse half of @heather_chips. truly committed to sparkle motion. 1312.

[Retró Ⓥ @EcoGof]

@ChupameLaCajeta @raviolesconsal1

[Retró Ⓥ @EcoGof]

@vee_gang i was an undercover FBI agent tasked with infiltrating a street racing gang who were suspected of stealing state of the art DVD players from trucks to fund their expensive underground racing team.

long story short, i fell in love with the ring-leaders sister and let him escape.

[Retró Ⓥ @EcoGof]

#WorldPhotographyDay

📷: me.

[Retró Ⓥ @EcoGof]

@_veganayrto more books is always the right thing to do.

[Herbiⓥore @herbivore_club]

Environmentalist: "There are too many people and we need to reduce human population now"

Vegan: "If everybody was kind to animals and went vegan we could restore most of the natural world easily"

Environmentalist: "Vegans are so extreme"

[🍉 𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫🏴Ⓥ @ChupameLaCajeta]

You just can't cook for shit.

[Retró Ⓥ @EcoGof]

@ChupameLaCajeta outstanding achievement she was able to watch cowspiracy on netflix a year before it got released on netflix, tbh.

[Retró Ⓥ @EcoGof]

@georgiaecha @theipaper cowspiracy didn’t hit netflix until september 2015.

lie about being vegan if you like.
you look like a goofy animal abusing goober who can’t cook, all the same.

[Retró Ⓥ @EcoGof]

@georgiaecha @theipaper cowspiracy didn’t hit netflix until september 2015.

lie about being vegan if you like.
you look like a goofy animal abusing goober who can’t cook, all the same.

[Retró Ⓥ @EcoGof]

“being vegan is weird. imagine coming home and eating nothing but a carrot.”

the carrot:

[Retró Ⓥ @EcoGof]

@Lightroom

[Retró Ⓥ @EcoGof]

@ChupameLaCajeta @notgwendalupe i refuse to believe it was 20 years ago.

shit came out 5 years. max.

[Retró Ⓥ @EcoGof]

@heather_chips @jargonaught @JackBradders this is true.

never promised beans and not deliver, though.

[Retró Ⓥ @EcoGof]

𝚊𝚕𝚋𝚊 𝚐𝚞 𝚋𝚎𝚎.

[Retró Ⓥ @EcoGof]

@Lightroom

[Retró Ⓥ @EcoGof]

tells his team mates his position is on the left wing.

then spends all game on the right.

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

Every Sunday, for 90 minutes, I get to leave everything else behind and just be one of the teammates. My Labour government will make sure every child has access to sport growing up.

[Retró Ⓥ @EcoGof]

@ifarmcarnists amazing! congrats to you and b 💚

[Retró Ⓥ @EcoGof]

the plot sickens.

📷: me

[Retró Ⓥ @EcoGof]

@herbivore_club aubergine, mushroom, cucumber, every type of olive, tomato & sweet corn make me want to throw myself off Vegan HQ’s roof.

oh also: red peppers are great, but red pepper hummus is awful.

[Retró Ⓥ @EcoGof]

@Lightroom

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

wyd if you’re on a date with this girl but Aragorn son of Arathorn runs in and tells you the beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!