When you expect it? No no, when you least expect it, I'll be coming for you.
[ Hands stuffed into his hoodie, acting as though it weren't frigid outside. ]
I'm having second thoughts.
[ Happily yoinked to their feet and leaning into him, oh so content, as if they hadn't been giving him bedroom eyes moments earlier. ]
I'm watching right now! Gimme your worst, Ghostbuster.
[ Flicking their nose, adjusting the draw strung before helping his fellow idiot off the ground.
God he loves that fool, that look though, has him SOOO shy. ]
Just you watch, juuuust you watch!
[ absolutely HOWLING with laughter, they should have expected that. but the payoff? absolutely priceless, darling, delightful, they love this stupid, stupid man so much. ]
TRY IT!! try it, i dareee you.
[ they are looking not particularly respectfully. ]
Sounds like a fun friend, probably would have a wicked cosplay.
[ Shaking off the excess goop. ]
Thanks, I'm always kinda hot, you're a cute little thing, yourself.
Now we gotta put you back in that bod.
Listen, dude. This shit? Kind of tame. My best friend likes to pretend he's Venom and slip into my blood stream.
[ A glance- this just keeps getting better?? ]
So. Sans Phantom. Got it. Kinda hot.
[ Rocking back and forth on his heels with a glance down, sweatpants should never be worn with boxers or briefs, today had him wishing he'd gotten either.
Leaned down to pull them back up, a flustered bitch. ]
I'm gonna GET you.
that's just encouragement.
[ fucking pantses him. that's what you get, shit idiot!
and it buys them a few moments to slip their boots on. ]
suprise suprise, gay people can't stay you either.