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[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

In a better world, Ron DeSantis and Donald Trump wouldn't be vying for the presidency, but rather running competing small town used car dealerships and making increasingly vicious commercials to run during local sporting events.

[ej @xejbxyd]

saying go piss girl when someone needs to pee is just as respectful and important as saying bless u when someone sneezes and i stand by that.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“What do you want to be when you grow up?”

Me:

[lena @ECurelop]

Normalize sippy cups at clubs.

[lena @ECurelop]

@logancxrr You lose?

[lena @ECurelop]

@logancxrr heel bruises amirite

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

do not become desensitized. this shit is not normal.

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

“what does your tattoo mean” i had money and nobody stopped me

[Storm @jaaysart]

Not wearing glasses anymore. I’ve seen enough ❤️ thank you

[Flavortown @flavortown]

sheesh the met gala has all the stars out

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

i hate that every time abortion is discussed women have to dredge up their trauma and personal stories in a desperate attempt to get people to believe in our humanity. why would this have to be your sister or your mother for you to care?? why do we have to personalize suffering??

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“would u survive the apocalypse?” no I hurt my back existing today

[Alek @AlekOnTheRadio]

My plans The Delta Variant

[lena @ECurelop]

@upscalebutta

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

Cosby’s free and Britney isn’t. I hate it here