Ed Barker

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[Ed Barker @Ed_Barker]

New iphone. Sucks to be my brain tonight.

[Ed Barker @Ed_Barker]

#fiji #pardise

[Ed Barker @Ed_Barker]

Obviously the Scots never watched Braveheart last night #tooeasy #fivenations

[Ed Barker @Ed_Barker]

Last day in the UK #thankgod

[Ed Barker @Ed_Barker]

@jackdunn_ and if rooney goes to chelsea?

[Ed Barker @Ed_Barker]

The united players need the sack, how can Moyes take the blame? No manager could do any better with these #chocolateteapots

[Ed Barker @Ed_Barker]

#Dynamomagician more talent than the football on show

[Ed Barker @Ed_Barker]

I put more effort, thought, concentration and enthusiasm into trying to peel a satsuma with only one peel than anything i have ever done

[Ed Barker @Ed_Barker]

@jackdunn_ wow how depressed are you?

[Ed Barker @Ed_Barker]

“@Fact: For women, having more male friends than female friends reduces risk of stress, depression & mental disorders -@H1992

[Fact @Fact]

Whoever is trying to bring you down is already below you.

[Billy @BillPhilDig]

How have I not seen Anchorman 2 yet

[Ed Barker @Ed_Barker]

@MaxEliotBuch dog bowl 2k13 = @Ben_Baker77 banana skin 2k14. #funnyshit #NYE

[Ed Barker @Ed_Barker]

@JessWickham in the same boat jessie. Bday suit?

[Ed Barker @Ed_Barker]

@MaxEliotBuch whenever i hear a dog bowl make a noise of any kind i shit myself with laughter.

[Ed Barker @Ed_Barker]

@alexyeldham @AndrewYeldham @jackdunn_ @pwjstevens @jackdunn_ @MaxEliotBuch can you hear the scousers sing?? I cant hear a fucking thing!!

[Ed Barker @Ed_Barker]

@WCowell93 i think its so funny this is the best prem season you've had in the modern day and your beneath everton in the league. #loser

[Ed Barker @Ed_Barker]

@Jeannie_mottX @Jess_Sandell @Ben_Baker77 @H1992 as they have been delivered i may start ;)