Ed

Retired child. Fan of #WHUFC ⚒️

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Coh, if only! #FC26

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As relevant as it ever was ⚒️

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Up the Hammers

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Well smart. Great to have the football back 💩

[West Ham United @WestHam]

Sunderland double their lead.

🐈‍⬛ 2-0 ⚒️ (73')

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@BuntingsWorld Yeah, funny that 😂

🌲 🔥 ⚒️💩

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Up the Hammers

[Radec @realradec]

Crash Bandicoot when I don't move the controller for 2 minutes

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Of all the twisted things that went on in Season 4, Homelander's jar of pubes grossed me out the most #TheBoys

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It would be awesome if England did win a major tournament (though the media would still manage to put a negative spin on it), HOWEVER....it would mean hearing "Sweet Caroline" continuously, and I don't know if I could handle that.

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🎵 We're gonna win 5-4 🎵 #COYI

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Thought I'd give #FUT a go for the first time in a long time. Open up the starter pack and this is my star player. Maybe I'll see what's on telly instead. #EAFC #FC24 #COYI ⚒️

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@HMRCcustomers We did try previously but the voice recognition thing did not understand our query so we gave up. I'll try at some point, but as you can imagine it's low priority given that it's someone else's mail going astray, not mine.

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@HMRCcustomers Morning. We often receive letters addressed to the previous owner of our house, despite us having lived here two years now. We've had stuff redirected originally, and have also marked some "return to sender" yet still we get letters. Could someone look into this?

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@HMRCcustomers The wait time on the phone is 20 minutes, and the online assistant does not understand my query. Do you have a contact for the more specific team?

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Order myself a pizza and I can track it having its toppings added, when it's in the oven, when it's ready, where the delivery driver is.

Order a new car... "Might be ready at the end of Jan. Maybe Feb..." 🤔

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Forget Luke Littler. I find it equally as difficult to believe that Rob Cross is only 33! #PDCWorldChampionship #WCDarts

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@BuntingsWorld 😳🤔👍🏻⚒️⚒️⚒️

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I was a Crystal Palace goal away from £175 yesterday. They've made the list.

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Cheltenham have finally got a league goal!

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@Richcropley15 Oh dear!

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Must be hard work being a Cheltenham fan 😳