Good Luck Em

lol jk. the last one sucked too.

[Good Luck Em @Edaweezy]

@Republican_X1 @YaleMaloney @JenKiggans Bill passed… what now?

[Good Luck Em @Edaweezy]

Is JD Vance aware of what the vice president’s job scope is? Feel like he should since he’s asking us to hire him for it.

[Maddy Cantu @maddycantu02]

Sorority girls when they are leaving frat parties
“Thanks for the gift”
#Capitol

[Good Luck Em @Edaweezy]

My ex’s Spotify wrapped better have me in the number one spot because I got played hard.

[strawberry kiwi cancer 💌 @loveangelb4by]

men are like “i love a girl who has confidence” and then destroy it

[Good Luck Em @Edaweezy]

Going through old funny tweets and found this one. Miss you buddy! ❤️❤️

[Good Luck Em @Edaweezy]

You ain't ready for this 4am GNO @qbully22

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@_KG53 @Coach_Furlong Ahhh! Congrats Kim!

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@taymchi Lmao. High key code for I can’t keep my shit in my pants. Although I at times think about doing yoga too. So at least Jacob has that going for him.

[Good Luck Em @Edaweezy]

Twitter said it best. “What’s happening?” #ethicalnonmonogamy

[Rachel Varina @rachelvarina]

Therapy:
- Expensive
- Hard
- Makes you evaluate your life, your wrongdoings, & your childhood trauma

Watching The Office on your ex’s Netflix again:
- Free(ish)
- Easy
- Gives you false hope that one day your shitty job will lead to love, happiness, & fame

[Good Luck Em @Edaweezy]

Fuck this. No need to gate check carry on sized bags when the plane is only 70% full

[Good Luck Em @Edaweezy]

@UNITEDA1RLINES at it again with ridiculous customer service. Had a gate attendant follow me down to the plane to make sure I would be gate checking my carry on that I have traveled with for the last 8 years with no problem because it “wouldn’t fit in overhead”.

[Börks @BrooksBarber]

Why did my dad have to go this hard on insta and why am I crying in Nashville rn

[Aussies Doing Things @aussiesdointhgs]

Why every parent should own a nanny cam

[Kim Gross @_KG53]

On this day four years ago, I made it to Manhattan, KS to start a new journey. Today I walked out of my office for the last time ready to start a new one. Excited to start my new journey as an football academic advisor at USC!! Fight On!! ✌🏼

[Emma 🩵 @emmasincenewyrk]

my alien coming to ask me what’s wrong with Instagram #instagramdown

[Hannah Brown @hannahbrown]

Stylist: So what look are we going for on tonight’s group date?
Cam: Give me the John Mayer in 2003
#TheBachelorette

[Hg☀️ @hannahhhhhhg]

Spongebob: I think Mr. Krabs is a robot

Mr. Krabs:

[Good Luck Em @Edaweezy]

Just used my College diploma to kill a mosquito. Knew it would come in handy one day!