Lil' Annie Adderall

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I never would have made you this smart if I knew you were going to be this stupid.

[Derren Brown @DerrenBrown]

What Uri Geller doesn’t realise is that I staged Brexit in the first place.

[Classic Pics @Classic_picx]

Al Pacino playing Tony Montana in Brian De Palma's 1983 cult classic Scarface.

[Lil' Annie Adderall @EdBigEars77]

@satchelbaggins For the first year in 6 years I won't be able to make one 😭

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

My timeline is currently populated by people who believe that God is Flat, that Darwin supported brexit and that Jesus is not a greenhouse gas. Or something like that.

[Lil' Annie Adderall @EdBigEars77]

I'm Rod and I like to party

[Lil' Annie Adderall @EdBigEars77]

@BocksWest @satchelbaggins @Jeffamong It's not the same 😭

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

perks of. being dog:

3. no taxes
a. pets
• belly scritches
7. zooms (fast ones)
7. occasional swims
d) snoozes
1. peanut butter off. spoon

[Mr. T @MrT]

I have been Pitying Fools for over 40 years! So Many Fools so Little time!

[Lil' Annie Adderall @EdBigEars77]

@Classic_picx @BocksWest

[Lil' Annie Adderall @EdBigEars77]

Got attacked by a swarm of Cambodian children today just trying to rip out my leg hair #unseenbackpacking

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

A popular Norwegian adage says,"There’s no bad weather, just bad clothing choices."

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

I, Trump, am wonderful. So I must be supremely popular. So I MUST have won the popular vote. Therefore there was election fraud. Pure logic.

[Lil' Annie Adderall @EdBigEars77]

Where is the Coppers in Bristol?!

[Lil' Annie Adderall @EdBigEars77]

@EllieMasters_ the lighting wasn't the best, but it will do

[Lil' Annie Adderall @EdBigEars77]

Singstar is the plague of boxing day...

[Lil' Annie Adderall @EdBigEars77]

The single greatest thing about Christmas isn't the presents, it's the pigs in blankets

[Lil' Annie Adderall @EdBigEars77]

@BocksWest You're the worst type of person

[Lil' Annie Adderall @EdBigEars77]

@TheLadBible @BocksWest *cough cough*