Cook567

Rocket ship builder, pizza expert, loves the Arsenal.

[⚡️ @clinicalkai]

Man United’s title charge

[James Benge @jamesbenge]

Tottenham

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

Paying more for Savinho & less for Omar Marmoush to help City keep more cash because Eintracht Frankfurt have a sell on clause for Marmoush.

Just another one of those hilariously dodgy deals that is so authentically Premier League in 2026.

Nothing to see here though.

[JJ Bull @jj_bull]

Should never change your premier league predictions based on one game but based on 49 mins of the community shield I now think Arsenal will win the league easily and Man City are getting relegated

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

After Fulham’s game with Malaga last night ended in a 2-2 draw last night, the Spanish club wanted to do a penalty shootout, but Fulham said it wasn’t in the contract so left the field.

So a Malaga took a pen into the empty net and they all celebrated ����

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

It’s happened again.

Paddy’s had him on toast. 😂

[Spike⚡ @SpikeTweets_14]

Guimaraes vs Enzo & Caiceido in GW3

[Richard @gamray]

glad we’ve got our very best representing the club. great guy, articulate, pleasing on the eye, definitely not a nonce 👍

[chief 🏆 @aliladiere]

Arteta and Berta spreading fake Vini Jr rumours so they can work on the Rashford loan with option to buy on deadline day.

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Outstanding prediction. 10/10.

[Burnouts3 @Burnouts3s3]

@gamesyouloved Ready 2 Rumble Round 2

[chief 🏆 @aliladiere]

Just went to the supermarket to buy some eggs. Was told they’re charging £5 for 6 eggs so I said no thanks and started to walk away. Some bloke in the back just shouted “I’ll pay £10” and started shouting “the eggs chose me”. What a weird cunt.

[Amy Van Gar @amyvangar]

True heads know that Kevin Keegan's finest work was when he coached the Honey Monster to victory

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

Hands down highlight of the tournament. 🤣

[ndr @NDR_lufc]

Argentina trying to lure the ghost of Diego Maradona to Atlanta on Wednesday for one last hurrah:

[CRIX @OnyChr2022]

This Debate will finally End Tomorrow

[Dunk🐲 @Zazageezer]

@BuffaloRon Context 😂

[ElBuni @therealbuni]

Un tipo compro WiFi para ver el Argentina vs Egipto en el avion

Y los 187 pasajeros terminaron arrimandose para escuhar el partido en vivo

[Tehran Tadhg @TadhgHickey]

If Small Dick Energy was an entire nation.

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

😭😭😭