Edcrab

Actually a hack

[Edcrab @Edcrab_]

Had a notification... to serve me an ad. Just an absolutely heroic level of dedication to making the site as shit as possible
Never even occurred to me that this might be implemented, THAT'S how good they are. They get up early, and don't go to bed until something new is ruined

[Edcrab @Edcrab_]

@pearnuallak This probably isn't particularly reassuring but inst*gram is godawful even by the standards of social media (i.e., a circle of hell) so definitely don't let yourself get harangued into thinking it's representative of anything

[Edcrab @Edcrab_]

I was curious about the last time I posted photos on here and welp. This was ten years ago? I have turned to dust and blown away

[Edcrab @Edcrab_]

Hey twitter can you help me out. To gel or not to gel? Also god why do I look so pissed off in the second shot http://t.co/RDWInbnlyX

[Edcrab @Edcrab_]

I finally met my friend and long-time collaborator @mikeJLR in person! It turns out... he's not a bot?? Australians are real??

[David Cousens @DavidCousens]

"The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy..." My cover for Terminator issue 6 from
@DynamiteComics is out now! Written by @declanshalvey & art by Lorenzo Re, edited by
@NateCosby

[Edcrab @Edcrab_]

"How would you react if someone assassinated your dad" I'd assume he had an insane secret life that I was clueless about. But if he's also meant to be CEO of a US health insurance firm in this hypothetical I'd be all "what the fuck, since when??". You haven't thought this through

[Edcrab @Edcrab_]

@toesinthearctic Look you can't just post something like this I thought you were a bot. It's a textbook bot template for crying out loud. This is like popping up in a firing range wearing a shirt with a bullseye on it

[Edcrab @Edcrab_]

This was me btw. Someone told me they hadn't realised but @campaignwhereu was mine and I'm going to move it and all my other nerd shit elsewhere

[exigency.bsky.social @campaignwhereu]

Cut the cord. Change the channel. Repeat the cliche. You will soon be able to find campaignwhereu, and all my other RPG stuff, over on exigency. bsky. social

[exigency.bsky.social @campaignwhereu]

Cut the cord. Change the channel. Repeat the cliche. You will soon be able to find campaignwhereu, and all my other RPG stuff, over on exigency. bsky. social

[Edcrab @Edcrab_]

I think all the semantics about "actual fascist" versus "merely a demagogue using fascist rhetoric" are going to date fucking awfully

[Edcrab @Edcrab_]

they pivoted from (what seemed to be moderately successful) messaging saying the other side was weird and cruel towards reaching across the aisle and glad-handing those same weird and cruel people. And that's not a big factor but it was odd to see it happen

[Edcrab @Edcrab_]

Well, see, that CEO earns $73 million because he works 73 times harder than the CEOs who earn $1 million. I am a beetle. You might think that I shouldn't give any kind of business advice since I just got myself stuck inside this acorn but the experts resoundingly agree with me

[Edcrab @Edcrab_]

@tauriqmoosa The first game definitely had a certain tone that the sequels never matched. But I still hate myself for playing on Hard first time round and then running face first into that damn elevator fight

[Edcrab @Edcrab_]

Another lovely shift at the 24-hour library. An unattended Labrador is trying to eat the library cat, but I'm sorta okay with it because that ginger bastard kept pushing everyone's stupid fiddly marshmallow-riddled mochas onto the floor. The indoor waterfall is mostly piss again

[Edcrab @Edcrab_]

A few people on here have said things to the effect of "I think once the youngest partner in a relationship is 30+, age gap discourse becomes laughable" and each time they got torn into, presumably by half-millennia old vampires I guess

[Edcrab @Edcrab_]

@MeadowAtLast there's something really satisfying about being low-HP, and building up a big strength stack, and then obliterating a big encounter with a single Reaper card and healing to full in the same moment

[Edcrab @Edcrab_]

@dennisbhooper I was confused and initially parsed this as maintaining the lifestyle of a rich person, as in someone other than yourself like a boss or landlord, and then I remembered how to read

[Edcrab @Edcrab_]

Bluesky log in problems so I guess their little raft is starting to sink from all the rats fleeing the SS Ran By A Fuckhead

[Edcrab @Edcrab_]

I went on bluesky and, paraphrasing, got a pop-up saying "blocking is public btw :)" which says to me that they (a) know they've implemented blocking in a weird way and (b) have had newcomers taking issue with that. Does anybody in charge of these sites ever actually use them