Eddie Large

Manchester comedian, former host of opportunity knocks, better half of Little & Large

[Eddie Large @Eddie_Large]

Gone for City win 1-0 with Dzeko first scorer, got a few grand on it #fingerscrossed

[Eddie Large @Eddie_Large]

@PlaceyourJP bloody hell, you never used to demand cash up front. You've changed, if I get Royal Variety Show you won't be needed.

[Eddie Large @Eddie_Large]

@PlaceyourJP how's it going son, doing a comeback tour soon, fancy being the warm up act for me?

[Eddie Large @Eddie_Large]

@grahamer154 Giggs lad, you typed it not me.

[Eddie Large @Eddie_Large]

@grahamer154 only Ryan.

[Eddie Large @Eddie_Large]

@petenorth99 maaff at the embassy this year.

[Eddie Large @Eddie_Large]

@DuncBroad wanker.

[Eddie Large @Eddie_Large]

Looking for a Personal Assistant to run my twitter account amongst other things. Tweet if you are interested.

[Eddie Large @Eddie_Large]

More gigs soon to be announced, will be doing a few in Manchester. Anyone want any tickets I can sort them out @NickMPearson

[Eddie Large @Eddie_Large]

Off out for a dinner date tonight with Judy Simpson aka (the deadly) Nightshade off Gladiators. Strictly platonic though. I love my wife.

[Eddie Large @Eddie_Large]

Just to let everyone know I'm throwing my hat into the ring for the vacant england managers post.

[Eddie Large @Eddie_Large]

Oh bloody hell I don't believe it, he's not playing, I can't stand to lose anymore money today. Off to the casino later to right that wrong.

[Eddie Large @Eddie_Large]

Come on city, just lumped on Kompany to score first £500 on the nose. Come on Vincent.

[Eddie Large @Eddie_Large]

Just also like to mention my wife, without her I probably wouldn't be making the comeback to Saturday night tv, I do it for you Josephine.

[Eddie Large @Eddie_Large]

@DuncBroad there are a lot of haters out there. People like you only serve to make me more determined to succeed.

[Eddie Large @Eddie_Large]

Delighted to announce i'm the new host of You Bet. Forsythe and Kelly are world class entertainers so I have some massive shoes to fill.

[Eddie Large @Eddie_Large]

Just been watching @Dynamomagician That lad has a lot to thank me for, I schooled him in the art of sleight of hand.

[Eddie Large @Eddie_Large]

Just walked in dog shit. Fuming #shoveitupyourshitteritv

[Eddie Large @Eddie_Large]

Oh, I've had it, sometimes you just feel like smashing something from behind. But then my good nature reels me back in.

[Eddie Large @Eddie_Large]

Off for an early morning run round Heaton Park, if you see me and I ignore you. It'll be because I've got my running tunes on my iPod.