Dong Dokken

Guitarist for Handguns. Sometimes Crobot bassist. Backline tech for Gwar. Guitar Tech for Anthrax. Banger of your mom.

[Dong Dokken @EddieCollins_]

I hope @JohnFetterman gets incurable explosive diarrhea and spends every potentially peaceful moment of the rest of his life shitting his entire dick off.

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@DevinMcshaw I’m just seeing this now haha. I fucking love you, dude!

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@xxFT13xx @gwar @TheAVClub Such a turd comment to make.

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@ericriveracooks

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Ayyyo @MoistCr1TiKaL, come to the Gwar show tonight in Tampa. I’ll throw you on the list.

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@DevinMcshaw Love that energy.

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@JustinWhang @MrBungle @TheSoulflyTribe And doing some SOD with Danny Lilker. What a time to be alive.

[Dong Dokken @EddieCollins_]

Bro, I am saying this with my whole chest:

Fuck @Samsung and your shit fucking dishwashers. Replaced two valves in 3 years and this thing has the audacity to throw another fucking code. Eat shit.

[Dong Dokken @EddieCollins_]

I just wanna swim with otters. That’s not much to ask for.

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The fact that we all have tiny super computers in our pockets and some of y’all are still dumb as rocks is absolutely astonishing.

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@liamdellamonica @detectivesim

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Walking into a Brazilian Vans store and hearing @circasurvive is such a wild feeling.

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I can’t believe where I’m at in my career right now. Some days are incredibly tough, but holy shit.

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@JustinWhang Yeah, that was a whole experience.

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@mudwhale The longer I look at this the more uncomfortable I get.

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Score one for the good guys.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Mexican media outlet RCG Media plays video of a man’s testicles thinking they were showing the eclipse.

Someone’s getting fired.

Shortly after the image displayed for all their viewers to see, the production team quickly removed it.

The hosts were clearly disturbed as the two women sat with stunned looks on their faces.

[Dong Dokken @EddieCollins_]

@Thekeksociety It was sick.

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@Mythical Hear me out…

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Shit, I slept through the earthquake. Can we restart it?