Eddie Hines

[Eddie Hines @EddieEhines]

The 7 dwarfs waiting for Trump to implode, cowering in fear, hoping to pick up his scraps, will soon find it's too damn late! What now, GOP?

[Eddie Hines @EddieEhines]

The GOP must figure out how to dump the Trump not for America's sake but for the party's sake, win or lose, now & in the future!

[Eddie Hines @EddieEhines]

Damn tired of bleeding hearts trying to take my musket! How the Hell will I guard my frontier homestead & women folks from the savages?

[Eddie Hines @EddieEhines]

The rightwing guns & tea tweeters contemptuous of POTUS showing emotion over mass murder must be one part stupid & one part evil! Witless!

[Eddie Hines @EddieEhines]

Hey, Oklahoma! Way to go--from 2 earthquakes a year to 3 earthquakes a day! How's that damn fracking treating you?

[Eddie Hines @EddieEhines]

Nice to see rightwingers multitasking: hating progressives yet revisiting their Bill Clinton attacks from the 80s & 90s! How'd that work?

[Eddie Hines @EddieEhines]

The gun toting idiots occupying OUR federal land in Oregon are lucky to live in a nation that tolerates big mouths tied to small brains!

[Eddie Hines @EddieEhines]

Trump's schlong is buried under so much bluster, blubber, & blush that it poses little danger to any woman unlucky enough to encounter it!

[Eddie Hines @EddieEhines]

Apparently even informal equal time is irrelevant with celebrity candidates like Trump or Kardashians reporters covet for future interviews!

[Eddie Hines @EddieEhines]

Hey, what's wrong with embracing those of other faiths? Jesus embraced Jews, and if they'd existed, he might even have embraced Christians!

[Eddie Hines @EddieEhines]

When media morons like BabaWawa ask Trump if he's a bigot, do they really expect he'll say yes? Would anyone man up & say, "Hell, yes!"?

[Eddie Hines @EddieEhines]

It takes a hypocritical rectim like Ted Cruz to use his kids like trained monkeys in attack ads AND then whine when he's called on it!

[Eddie Hines @EddieEhines]

Too bad safe, affordable abortion was unavailable to the mothers of these presidential oxymorons! Civilized people might run for office now!

[Eddie Hines @EddieEhines]

Ben Carson goes to Jordan where refugees tell him they love their desert camps, not America! Problem solved! Thanks, Ben! Next problem?

[Eddie Hines @EddieEhines]

Guns&Tea politicians who lie about Planned Parenthood to stir up unstable supporters should be charged as accessories before the fact!

[Eddie Hines @EddieEhines]

We've waited long enough!It's time for neurasthenic neurologist Ben Carson to produce vital signs test results!Zombies make poor presidents!

[Eddie Hines @EddieEhines]

Ahmed Chalabi is heading to no version of heaven! Surely some gods demand accountability! Hear that,Dick Cheney?Weapons of mass destruction?

[Eddie Hines @EddieEhines]

Watched Stephanopoulos interview Trump for thirty minutes without ever removing his obsequious lips from that pompous ass!Don't anger celeb!

[Eddie Hines @EddieEhines]

@HaroldItz Yeah, but now explain Doc Carson's success! He can match Jeb bad for bad! What he DOES have is a Zen on Xanax "Being There" calm!

[Eddie Hines @EddieEhines]

Oh, so petulant, pouty Marco Rubio whined his way to a triumphant debate? But do we really have to declare a winner? Such slim pickings!