Eddward M. Pinkerton

My therapist has suggested I need more human interaction and the factchecking system seemed slightly less horrifying here than other social platforms.

[Eddward M. Pinkerton @Eddnerd]

ED PLEASE

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You all laughed at my hygiene practices but now you come to me for hand sanitizer. Oh how the tables have turned.

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Chronic illness is profoundly unpleasant.

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WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN EVERY TIME WE PLAY THIS GAME?

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@VenNeptury Well I suppose I’d be 2, though this feels very limiting.

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Trying to be a little more confident without my hat...

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@BreakYerJaw I mean I hardly have to remind you what happened at the Christmas party.

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@BreakYerJaw

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@BreakYerJaw I’ll have you know my mother was a saint! Yours may have let you roll around in the dirt like an animal but mine clearly cared for me more than that.

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@BreakYerJaw Such vulgarity does not become you, Eddy.

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@BreakYerJaw A stellar idea really; you never know what kind of filthy germs can hang around on other people’s garments. This is why I always keep a sterilized set of emergency clothes on me.

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@BreakYerJaw Eddy this is completely untrue. You know I don’t partake in illegal substances. Shame on you.