samson

Peter Parker, but a bit darker. Introvert. Writer. Inspired. Ornithophobic. 📧: [email protected]

[samson @EddyOV]

Add me on Snapchat/Instagram: eddyov

[The Ticket 🎟️ @rnojaay]

I’m still buying shit i couldn't get as a kid

[OGREN 🐾 @OKAMI_VILL]

El funeral de Hal según John

[Raion @Raion74_]

"You saw that too, right?"

[Akachi The Destroyer @akachi_is]

Nigga is that Mamdani

[Luka【=◈︿ ◈=】 @itsLuka_ty]

“Hey I got you this because it reminded me of you”

Me:

[Snowwiiii ❄️ @Snowwiiii_]

me when fat pikachu

[Ryan Duff @ryancduff]

Uh oh... the woman in the video has spoken out. Turns out she's in love and has no issues with her husband because she knew he was grieving a death and hadn't eaten a meal all day.

They're a happy couple and all the women calling him a bum can shut up.

https://t.co/wZ6OisoG9f

[Calliope Eolande💜🎶 @CalliopeEolande]

My girlfriend: "im full do you want the rest of my..."

Me:

[brucester @dadhusbanded]

it's their thing 😭

[‏𖦹ִ ࣪𖤐jesse pinkman sympathizer .˚⊹₊˚𖦹⋆ @peachy_virgo_]

god i remember when this shit first came out my family was in actual tears lmfaooo

[Beta Profiles @BetaProfiles]

Here’s the difference between Apple Music AutoMix in iOS 26 and iOS 27.

Big improvement.

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

Sometimes I want love but, everyday I want money ....

[pelz ★ @pelziee]

HELLOOOOO
“To make a Perfect Martini - A guide by snoopy”.

THANK YOU Guy buffet for the original painting. It’s absolutely one of my favourite works ever

Made a thread below on how you can purchase these!!!

[arşiv efendisi @videocuefendi]

bilek güreşçisi leonidas arkona kızı yanında diye babaya bilerek yeniliyor - editsiz hd

[❁ Basil ❁ @Starshinefallng]

DWJ's run should be put in the history books

[shotgun @shotguncaio]

“You didn’t waste your money on dumb stuff this month, did you?”

Me:

[ꗞ @clubsadie]

guy next to me in the theatre when i watch the batman pt 2 and start cheering when 2 acrobats fall to their deaths in front of their son: