Eddie Edwards

'Crybaby Wokeist' - Josh Weller.
Stand-up, podcaster, artist in training.
Drunk un-proofread tweets.
Co-host of the @CaptainsSlog podcast with @realmarkoneil

[Eddie Edwards @EdEdwardsComedy]

Listen to me talk about my obsession with the Enterprise barber.

[Captain's Slog with Lieutenants Mark & Eddie @CaptainsSlog]

🖖New Episode Alert🖖

A day in the life of Data... but O'Brian's getting married, and the Enterprise Barber shows up... oh this is a good one...

https://t.co/nTGGNPdF1L

#StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #comedy #podcast

[Eddie Edwards @EdEdwardsComedy]

Not posted on here for a while and won't be ever again I'm on BlueSky @ededwardscomedy.bsky.social

Fuck the Nazis.

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

I sometimes think that the JR Hartley advert might be the greatest work of art ever produced in Britain. Happy to hear alternative choices.

[selma😜 @selmacashmoney]

Sick of the woke, non conventionally attractive male video game protagonists.

Take Joel from The Last of Us. I’ve used filters to remove his aging skin, DEI chin, woke wrinkles, and greying hair. Now he looks strong, masculine, and attractive.

[Eddie Edwards @EdEdwardsComedy]

In was in Southend recently, and there's a long wooden structure that goes out to sea with a funfair at the end.

All of my friends wanted to go to the funfair but I didn't want to.

Eventually though they talked me into it.

Pier pressure.

#jokes #joke

[Eddie Edwards @EdEdwardsComedy]

Guys I know everything might seem terrible but something really fucking funny has happened...

https://t.co/KsGOLwcSy2...

#infowars #theonion

[Captain's Slog with Lieutenants Mark & Eddie @CaptainsSlog]

🖖New Episode Alert🖖

This week we talk about Mark's dog having the least successful neutering ever... This is a much more pleasant discussion than the plot of this episode which is a HR nightmare.

https://t.co/W6r4jpO9V6

#StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #comedy #podcast

[Eddie Edwards @EdEdwardsComedy]

Listening to the Cultaholic Classic Nitro review this week and hearing @Brat_Atkins describing himself as agnostic on Bovril and not as ambovilant has genuinely annoyed me.

[Eddie Edwards @EdEdwardsComedy]

.@Schreiberland I'm listening to an old NSTAAF podcast and you guys mentioned that Picasso doodled on so many cheques that they are basically worthless, any idea where you can buy one?

[Eddie Edwards @EdEdwardsComedy]

@SoozUK Obama, whilst he turned out to be fairly establishment, also ran on a promise to change things.

[🦕 Isaiah Cole Torre 🦖 @IsaiahCTorre]

Always and forever.

[Michael Okuda @MikeOkuda]

Star Trek doesn't promise that tomorrow will be a better place. In fact, many Trek stories warn what could happen if we make bad choices. However Trek says tomorrow CAN be a better place if we are smart, if we work hard, and if we are compassionate and inclusive.

[Eddie Edwards @EdEdwardsComedy]

They better have nailed that Paddington movie because I need it right now.

[Eddie Edwards @EdEdwardsComedy]

@Maffewgregg That might be the harshest review of an entire promotion I've ever read.

[forever botchamania @Maffewgregg]

if you're feeling down today just remember that at least you're not Luke Gallows vs. The Predator in a match so bad that Antonio Inoki ended it whilst slamming a chair into a barricade yelling BULLSHIT

[Eddie Edwards @EdEdwardsComedy]

@Ms_Deathwish To be clear, in general you can't steal from corporations, it's called reclamation, but specifically with WWE you're okay to pirate but also steal physical shit, like sneak into a show and half-inch the ring bell.

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

I mean genuinely what’s the downside now of running a truly leftist party? We tried centrism and it lost. Whats the worst that can happen if we go left - losing again?

[Eddie Edwards @EdEdwardsComedy]

I was planning on a trip to the states next year to watch an episode of @AEW Dynamite live... So you guys going to Canada at all next year?

[Eddie Edwards @EdEdwardsComedy]

@DavidLammy @realDonaldTrump @JDVance That's weird. I heard from @DavidLammy that he was a racist and a KKK sympathiser.

[Fraser Porter @TheFraserPorter]

Fuck sake #USAElections2024