Eddie Dust

Canadian screenwriter / poet / storyteller / whatever trying to live off my obsessions.

[Eddie Dust @Edelmar_Dust]

You know your characters are real when their actions surprise even you. #amwriting #amwritingfantasy #kidlit

[Eddie Dust @Edelmar_Dust]

@ColbertLateShow Tronald Dump. #HeWhoShallBeNamed

[Eddie Dust @Edelmar_Dust]

Why is it that when it's cold, nipples grow and penises shrink? #confused

[Eddie Dust @Edelmar_Dust]

#Communication isn't whether you speak, but whether you're heard.

[Eddie Dust @Edelmar_Dust]

Apparently burning your #cat's litter is NOT a good way to get rid of it. 😼💩+🔥=📛💡

[Eddie Dust @Edelmar_Dust]

First Leonard Cohen, now Gord Downie. First our heart, now our soul. #RIPGord

[Eddie Dust @Edelmar_Dust]

Thanks to all those who have shared their stories via #MeToo

It takes incredible courage.

Let's hope some good will come of all this pain.

[Eddie Dust @Edelmar_Dust]

Thanks for the SO! https://t.co/1qDQNIxPeW

[Eddie Dust @Edelmar_Dust]

@cathmckenna Late to the party, but as a Canadian I apologize for @GerryRitzMP's Barbie comment. He's a man who hasn't grown up, only older.

[Eddie Dust @Edelmar_Dust]

A Whoa. Big baby.
B Fucking what is even going ON?
A Like, Mecha Rosemary's Baby.
B Buddy, that thing's the whole spice rack. #Akira #anime

[Eddie Dust @Edelmar_Dust]

#Apple events are the opposite of church - the young are happy and the old are bored. #iPhoneX #AppleEvent

[Eddie Dust @Edelmar_Dust]

Jim Carrey is swiftly becoming Canada's Gary Busey. #TuesdayThoughts

[Eddie Dust @Edelmar_Dust]

#Twitter is an infinite jail which punishes but never paroles. Choose your words wisely.

[Eddie Dust @Edelmar_Dust]

She had a luciferin beauty, one that brought along its own light. #amwriting

[Eddie Dust @Edelmar_Dust]

There lay but one river from the canal of his birth, one solitary, meandering lane carved out by Calvinic tows. #amwriting

[Eddie Dust @Edelmar_Dust]

I think #Grimace is an escaped earplug for someone with a very weird infection. #macdonalds👂🔌🤮

[Eddie Dust @Edelmar_Dust]

Bear witness! https://t.co/EA4UZXFWX8

[Andrew Heister @andrew_heister]

The first rule of Wonder Woman club is, never talk about Wonder Woman Club.

Seriously guys, let's never speak of this.

[Eddie Dust @Edelmar_Dust]

Each line on the page began to look like the bars of a prison holding him back from the meaning that lay just beyond the words. #amwriting

[Eddie Dust @Edelmar_Dust]

"What's it with you mopey assholes getting all the girls? Seriously, are men's tears just distilled potions of orgasm?" #amwriting #fantasy

[Eddie Dust @Edelmar_Dust]

In a healthy democracy, its leaders bow to the wool and dick tastes of the majority. #autocorrect

[Eddie Dust @Edelmar_Dust]

I'm a #writer. That's what I call myself. It's just the world that disagrees. #amwriting