Eden,like the Garden

Awkward Thoughts of a Sleepy Girl

[Eden,like the Garden @Eden_Jade]

Miss the friends I usually have

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“Black feels like Birmingham burning, flames twerking.” - FROM THE VAULT! Christopher Michael, “Dear Miss... https://t.co/qGuAahvqs9
“Your parents should have thought your narrow ass better”

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“Drunk thoughts of a deep thinker”
-me(E)

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@HBKPLO
🎶I just wanna make you FEEEEEEEEEEL GOOD🎶💋

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“I’m not Superstitious; but I’m a little Stitious.”
-Michale Scott

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*alarm sounding*
Mom-Alexa! Turn off alarm
*mom silently to herself*
“I wish I could tell you thank you”
😂😭😂😭😂

[Eden,like the Garden @Eden_Jade]

#StoryofmyLife a #poem
📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝
Hungry.
Too insecure to go out to eat alone.
Falling asleep to Law&Order on the sofa instead

[Eden,like the Garden @Eden_Jade]

@LosRakas
Rap to me in Spanish! Fu*k me Harder🤤♥️
#BayArea #BayBruh

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Why all older white women feel like they too good to put their phones on Air Plane mode?
Like OKAY SUSAN JUST FUCKING KILL AS ALL WHY DONT YOU!🤨
#iseeyouSusan

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Is everyone just plain rude when they get on the plane? Or dose my #SouthernHospitality only extend as far as the airport? Cause I’m bout to #layhands on a grown man for pullin on my seat. Like the #SeattleFreez took over the second I sat down🤬✈️

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Mom and I smoked a bowl over the phone together this Thanks Giving cause I’m in a different state. #WINNING

[gaz @SilentGarrett]

Learn history for yourself
Or don’t... and allow someone else to tell you whatever version of events best supports their claim to power.

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@tawnistratton Please wait! Don’t be another 20something. Bremerton stereotype☺️I say that with 10000% love and affection

[𝓙𝓸𝓼𝓵𝔂𝓷 @buttsexnobabies]

Dudes trying to get nudes like...

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Handing your cashier your crumpled up Titty money is Disrespectful... not #TakeAKnee

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😂

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Customer: *Looks at soup sign*

Customer: what's the soup?

Me: *Commits murder in cold blood*

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This the only #IndependenceDay I celebrate

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My Nights consist of explaining Simple Shit to Stupid People☕️ #NightShift #BitchyBarista