Edgar 🕷️

[Edgar 🕷️ @Edgar_Prieto_]

how you got the iPhone duo case but no phone? bummmmm

[full metal dingus @fullmetalferret]

DO NOT GET PREGNANT TONIGHT. HE IS LOOKING FOR A VESSEL.

[Big Smoke - @Skepta]

Sorry babe I’m boring 😴 24/7 all I do is work and make money.

[Edgar 🕷️ @Edgar_Prieto_]

don’t be pocket watching

[Edgar 🕷️ @Edgar_Prieto_]

finally a ref that cares about FUTBOL

[Dubois @CFC_Dubois]

Declan Rice was invisible throughout the WC but showed up when it didn’t matter. Gunner.

[Ty @Tydavies013]

& yk what? i’m very proud of myself

[yayeson @Yayeson]

Might fly out to NYC for da tie dye pizza

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[onyxx @ihyonyxx]

what if a make-a-wish kid say he want sum p*ssy what they gon do

[yayeson @Yayeson]

Time to go home and watch Anthony Bourdain

[kat @kitkatstx]

How do you politely ask someone if they wanna fuck

[Edgar 🕷️ @Edgar_Prieto_]

poor devils 😹

[NBC Sports Soccer @NBCSportsSoccer]

William Osula's engine was INCREDIBLE on Newcastle's winner against Man United. 💪

[Edgar 🕷️ @Edgar_Prieto_]

Need to buy a 3rd house this year or I’m doing it wrong 🧎🏾‍♂️

[‎. @haitianglock]

All that pornography you consume lowkey turning you into a faggøt

[killjoy 🐇 @pvnkpilled]

FUCK ICE YESTERDAY.
FUCK ICE EVERY DAY BEFORE.
FUCK ICE TODAY.
FUCK ICE TOMORROW.
FUCK ICE FOREVER.

[Haters_gonna_hate @princess_kim_k]

I wish a foreign country would come and capture Trump in the middle of the night.

[Soup @soupinthering]

Do you want to come over and smoke a cigarette