Edgar Slosh

A bit quirky, a little chaotic, sometimes fiery and controversial, but a geniune lover of everything satirical in sport.
I also love a great serious news story.

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@Adelaide_FC dick, dick, dick and I think Dick

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@Adelaide_FC @texwalker13 @phildavis_1 Didnt recognize Goddard. He wasnt making a point

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@TitusOReily Is that Jobe in the stands trying to hide 'his' Brownlow?

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self indulgent bullshit on #sunrise this morming

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Welcome to where ever you are - There has been an awakening….….have you felt it? It’s been 136 days on the... https://t.co/rsaa40e5w1

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Feeling pretty crap. How could I not see it? Lost some respect in myself. Staring me right in the face.

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@R3yban No problems mate

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@R3yban Is she there yet, Mouth?

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@R3yban Im just so sorry. Im so so sorry.

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@R3yban She said she's trying to call you, she said she can be there in an hour if you need her...mate dont do this, your mates love you

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@R3yban I don't know how to handle this. I don't know what to say. We all thought you were ok, Mouth. I'll come round after work, ok?

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@R3yban DARYNE ANSWER YOUR PHONE OR I'LL SEND DONNA AROUND

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@R3yban Mouth, answer your fucking phone

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@R3yban Mate I dont know what the fuck to say, I dont. Answer your fuckin phone. What the fuck is going on?

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@R3yban Mouth, thats a low blow, we all been together too long to break it apart, you know it, we dont know how to deal with losing Mish

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@R3yban I'll get Browny and Kegs to come round later and we'll sort this out, the girls can cook dinner for us all, you got any beer there?

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@R3yban How? What are you doing? We know you're hurting, been there every time you needed us, and Im sorry bout the black thing its not cool

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@R3yban Beefy would be so fucking proud mate. Where were you when she needed someone, with you. Who hid her when she got in trouble - YOU!

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@R3yban What did you find? Huh? What is it? She's black? She aint nowhere near you. What about Rosie, she fucking loves you. she's yours!!

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@R3yban Mate, you can have the pick of the litter, you got em throwing themselves at you and what? A married black girl nowhere near you.