Lord Venal of Sussex

Top family lawyer. Senior Partner at premier divorce firm Venal & Grabbit. Views are my own, but you would do well to agree with them.

[Lord Venal of Sussex @EdgarVenal]

Mr Marshall's expertise on the beautiful game shows no bounds. https://t.co/lxbQMoASmv

[pjm1kbw @pjm1kbw]

Perhaps if Liverpool had scored more goals? #justsaying

[Lord Venal of Sussex @EdgarVenal]

Managed to slip my business card to Meghan. The divorce should be worth a pretty penny in fees...

#RoyalWedding2018

[Lord Venal of Sussex @EdgarVenal]

Arrived at St George's Chapel. Crowd clearly excited to see me...

#RoyalWedding

[Lord Venal of Sussex @EdgarVenal]

Really don't know how a wife could be expected to manage on £175k pa... Waggott v Waggott: https://t.co/9BfOZIL8FI

[Lord Venal of Sussex @EdgarVenal]

@pjm1kbw Well, quite. Many people admire me, even though they don't know me.

[Lord Venal of Sussex @EdgarVenal]

@pjm1kbw https://t.co/Zg4d7C26zB

[Lord Venal of Sussex @EdgarVenal]

Just been offered Minister of Justice...

[Lord Venal of Sussex @EdgarVenal]

Please note that I have officially resigned as solicitor to David Cameron.

[Lord Venal of Sussex @EdgarVenal]

Another woman PM?

Standards are falling...

[Lord Venal of Sussex @EdgarVenal]

I may become Baron Venal of Shitstill...

[Lord Venal of Sussex @EdgarVenal]

I quite fancy a baronetcy myself...

[Lord Venal of Sussex @EdgarVenal]

This woman clearly knows her stuff. https://t.co/VvQOrOPyqS

[Dubai Life Coach - Lee Levy @dubailifecoach]

New post: "
If you want a happy marriage, let your husband win every argument, says Barbara Taylor Bradford 
… https://t.co/zbiRXCnHeV

[Lord Venal of Sussex @EdgarVenal]

@TiaChildrenLaw How dare they drag the good name of lawyers through the mud!

[Lord Venal of Sussex @EdgarVenal]

Enjoyed Liz's birthday bash at Buck House. Particularly amusing to see all the grovelling plebs outside getting soaked in the rain!

[Lord Venal of Sussex @EdgarVenal]

Liz (as I call her) wanted to award me a knighthood in her birthday honours. Had to remind her I already had one.

[Lord Venal of Sussex @EdgarVenal]

Venal & Grabbit are pleased to announce that they are sponsoring the Hurlingham Toffs polo team.

One does like to give something back.

[Lord Venal of Sussex @EdgarVenal]

No idea who he is, but this boy seems to know what he's talking about: https://t.co/bJoY3oyex1

[Lord Venal of Sussex @EdgarVenal]

Just received the Best Family Lawyer to Ever Receive an Award Award! #familylawawards

[Lord Venal of Sussex @EdgarVenal]

Venal & Grabbit number one in ilegal 500.

Naturally the best.