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[Girthgod @Edgekingburner]

@patsnation0815 Ok but what are your thoughts on @middlebrooks personally I think he’s a cuck loser

[Girthgod @Edgekingburner]

@middlebrooks How many of your teammates did your wife fuck before she gave you a turn?

[Girthgod @Edgekingburner]

@middlebrooks If I ever got my hand on a middlebrooks jersey I’d burn it immediately. Fucking joke

[Girthgod @Edgekingburner]

@middlebrooks Can we have an update on your doctors shitty wiffleball swing? Also looks like your wife’s hummers could shred cheese

[Girthgod @Edgekingburner]

@AnthonyEnjoyer_ Personal I think Wilyer looks like he’s in great shape. Right guys? People who look like that look good

[Girthgod @Edgekingburner]

The worst people in the world are the bums who sit in the barstools at a crowded bar that has a crowd 2-3 people deep waiting to get a drink

[Girthgod @Edgekingburner]

The earth being round, a small bag of pot, video of him saying the N word (I know it’s out there somewhere), a gym treadmill, idek who this guy is but he looks like my myplayer from 2k17

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Who in the world is stopping this team?!?

[Girthgod @Edgekingburner]

That fraud @RiggsBarstool won’t break 110. Money match between me and you pal time and place. All 50$ in my checking. Respond or you’re a coward @ForePlayPod @BarstoolTrent @FrankieBorrelli

[Fore Play @ForePlayPod]

Riggs. Trent. Francis. OAKMONT.

U.S. Open conditions. U.S. Open tees. 7,500 yards. Ball-in-hole.

Full video dropping at 10AM ET. Drop your score predictions below. ⬇️

[Girthgod @Edgekingburner]

@EgotisticalU Handsome prick gets it done no matter what. Bet Marcelo is happy he’s in town to drive his ass around

[Girthgod @Edgekingburner]

^@NUDogOut

[Girthgod @Edgekingburner]

What size pants does Harrison feinberg wear? Can’t be anything smaller than an XL and they’re still tight. 🌲trunks. Thoughts? @EgotisticalU @tripledeforest

[Girthgod @Edgekingburner]

Daily moobie and her ugly friend hate. Still would tho

[Girthgod @Edgekingburner]

@NUDogOut Shoutout Worcester ma. Home of white trash gotta love it @EgotisticalU

[Girthgod @Edgekingburner]

@NUDogOut Need the website for this

[Girthgod @Edgekingburner]

Update: we have gotten next to the field access. Was it blocked off? Not saying

[Girthgod @Edgekingburner]

MB13 takes the lead for the huskies. Holy shit the juniors are getting it done today. What’s new. I’m the most reliable human radar in the world and I’m saying 107 EV

[Girthgod @Edgekingburner]

Update: Just got robbed of melo and daddy brink back to back. Wtf is happening. Man can these huskies play baseball. In other news edgeking is sweating should’ve brought multiple shirts #rookiemistake

[Girthgod @Edgekingburner]

Update: @EgotisticalU and myself will not make pregame autographs due to traffic. Yes I’m in the backseat. The boys long distance gf took the passenger. Not happy about it. You’ve known him for a year, try 15. #shrink

[Girthgod @Edgekingburner]

Early daily thought from the kid because the wheels are always spinning: 6$ meal deal from Dunkin is a hell of an invention BUT the nice foreign woman at my school Dunkin always let me get sausage and I just got turned down at the hometown dunks. Not sure how that makes me feel

[Girthgod @Edgekingburner]

Me and @EgotisticalU will be out in full force watching the huskies play ball today. Will a white boy have a Friday? Definitely. No one is safe. Besides fairways. They’re always safe #fuck