Ed Hemmelman

I tweet about sports and any random thing that I think is important but probably isn't.

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Dog + three years

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Dog + two years

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Training to fight in the front lines of the civil war they created.

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Why are the men’s sports teams in this state cursed?

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Just in: Minnesota Timberwolves star Anthony Edwards has sustained a bone bruise and hyperextension in his left knee and is expected to miss multiple weeks, sources tell ESPN. Results showed Edwards avoided any ligament damage, but he will now miss time.

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Eco-Terrorist

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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of Pacific Rim’s sequel.

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On pace to go 0-162 LETS GOOOO!!!!

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Open day! I think I’ve grown enough as a person to not let the Twins hurt me again.

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I’m grateful for the guy on TicTok who read all 23 dune books so I don’t have to.

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We are heartbroken and join the State of Hockey in mourning the tragic loss of Jessi and her children. May they rest in peace 💔.

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The Vikings have obviously given up on JJ McCarthy. Now watch him go to a different team and be successful. It’s the #Vikings way.

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This is the most ridiculous thing in the Monsterverse.

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The only way to watch Dune is on one of these beauties.

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What time do the Vikings play today? #SuperBowl

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What happened to all the demogorgons? Were they like nah we’re going to sit this one out boss in the finale? #StrangerThings5

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2025: ight

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Thinking about all the successful coups he’s orchestrated.

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I’ve never met a person who’s a huge fan of the Avatar movies out in the wild.

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This season has been so rough and now there’s going to be so many uncertainties going into next season.

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QB J.J. McCarthy (hand) has been ruled out.

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@Vikings He needs to retire.

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Maybe I should stop watching the #Vikings for the rest of the season.