I’ve been avoiding leaving Twitter bc I actually do have a tiny community of nice people here, and I used to believe that I could curate my feed to see what I wanted. But the below heinous tweet just showed up in my feed as an “ad.” And I guess that’s the straw. Bye.
Cleaning the garage. Found decades-old lighter fluid.
“Why do we have this?”
“For my Zippo, of course.”
“Why did you have a Zippo?”
“To light all my incense.”
Library patron: What time does the library close today?
Me: We close at 5 o’clock today.
LP: Great. <pulls out his phone, looks at the time> And it’s 3:30 right now?
Me: . . . 😐
#librarywork
Unreal that no one has come in to save Evil yet, hands-down the best show on “TV” right now and an actual ratings giant (if those even exist anymore). Any platform would be extremely lucky to have it.
Hey @screenrant the Kings *are* trying to get the show picked up. Maybe adjust your article? I’m getting a lot of messages from people upset that the creators don’t want to make more. They want to make 2-3 more seasons. Thank you https://t.co/z0srWLx030
During his “interview” with Elon Musk, Donald Trump claimed that President Biden was “close to vegetable stage” and “He can barely walk.”
President Biden on Sunday 👇
These are not conspiratorial rantings from the deepest recesses of the internet. The author could have the nuclear codes and be responsible for decisions that will affect us all for decades.
Extra! Extra! There's a new Sherlock Holmes book from Nicholas Meyer coming at the end of August, and he'll be here at the shop 9/9 to help launch it...
I’m tired of telling kids to stop running. I’m tired of telling teens to watch their language and get their feet off the tables. I’m tired of telling grown humans that they can’t watch videos on their phones at top volume in the quiet area. Who raised these people? #librarywork