Eduardo

Conserve agua

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

This is so fucked up

[Eduardo @EdJay23]

@Minifarmthena She’s a scientist

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

It’s okay, I brought my reusable bag to the store today so it completely balances this out

[Zach @jestermaxxing]

Imagine if instead of glory holes we had ‘story holes’. Holes you can put your ear to and hear a wonderful story.

[Neet @neet_sol]

The economy is so bad that scam messages went from “you won the lottery” to “remote job available $18/hr”

[Eduardo @EdJay23]

@NewsWire_US They’re gonna blame this on Mamdani and his slightly socialist policies.

[Charly Wargnier @DataChaz]

life before this tweet:

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[Sparrow @sparrowincrisis]

"Um... excuse me?"

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

every time you see a pigeon on the street they think this about you btw

[𝄢 @6nrRo]

norway deploying haaland to destroy england

[Eduardo @EdJay23]

@AesPolitics1 I know when I was forced to read stuff in school it made me love it.

[swagapinas 🇵🇭🇵🇸🇫🇷🇳🇴 @filipino_gemini]

this tweet just reminded me of this man

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Swaggy Unc, IQ 267 @swaggyunc]

Eating in Mexico coming from England or Scotland has got to be a transcendent experience. Like seeing colors for the first time

[turbomander @turbomander]

do u think a really upset king was ever pouting on his throne when he heard the jingle jingle of his jester running towards him and cracked a lil smile cause he knew everything was gonna be alright

[Eduardo @EdJay23]

@tufpraise It’s wild that there are ppl who see photos of Netanyahu and don’t see evil.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the sun looked so beautiful setting over mamdanistan tonight

[Eduardo @EdJay23]

@doomernat22 He wants to drop em in like kamikaze bombers.

[Eduardo @EdJay23]

@westonpagano It’s insane that the mayor is making the city a better place for everyone and ppl are protesting.