EDjokebox

Send us a joke, put us on a screen in your ED, have a giggle to break the tension. Good, bad, corny all fine (must be SFW)!

[EDjokebox @EDjokebox]

What do you call a German pig with 4 eyes.

Schweiiiin

[EDjokebox @EDjokebox]

What is the best Xmas Present?
A broken drum - you just can’t beat it.

[EDjokebox @EDjokebox]

A Higgs Boson walks into a church
The priest says We dont allow Higgs Bosons in here
The Higgs Boson says But without me you can't have Mass

[EDjokebox @EDjokebox]

Funny

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[Sezzy 💙 @sarahlemare]

@EDjokebox saw this, thought of you https://t.co/wiRLV3zJHf

[Froctor @Tiger__Lilley]

@EDjokebox I bought 50 pots of tippex. Big mistake.

[EDjokebox @EDjokebox]

I find your corny humour amusing...
HT@DeathStarPR

[EDjokebox @EDjokebox]

@LizCrowe2 We're right on it- tell us a joke (more innuendo laden the better!)!

[Froctor @Tiger__Lilley]

@EDjokebox joke needed today... Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course. Houses can't jump at all !

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Ping .@vickyhsmith https://t.co/9RtVyPSt0c

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Man v bull - only ever one winner as we heard from .@ALestache https://t.co/Wfjmrkj0p9

[Froctor @Tiger__Lilley]

@EDjokebox a sausage and an egg are in a frying pan. The sausage says "!@* me it's hot in here."
The egg says, "f!*% me, a talking sausage."

[Froctor @Tiger__Lilley]

@EDjokebox two parrots sat on a perch. One asks "can you smell fish?"

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Like I said, I like the knives.

[Pete Sago @shotleypeat]

@EDjokebox My friend David had his ID stolen the other day. Now we just call him Dav

[EDjokebox @EDjokebox]

*Snort https://t.co/91XdAYyDpN

[Andy @BroomOwl]

My Dad complains about how much things cost these days. "£1.60 for a cup of tea?" he said
"Shut up Dad you came round, I didn't invite you!"

[EDjokebox @EDjokebox]

I like the knives... https://t.co/gyq892Hpn7

[Jeff Ingleby @jingleby]

@EDjokebox What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

[Froctor @Tiger__Lilley]

@EDjokebox A bear walks into a bar and says "Can I have a pint of.........Carling, please."
The barman says, "why the big paws?"

[Liam Anthony. @Ukeary84]

@EDjokebox
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

[EDjokebox @EDjokebox]

The old ones are the best ones https://t.co/bJqiptaPaj

[Sally Knight @sallyknight56]

@EDjokebox A man walks into the doctors surgery, and says I feel like a pair of curtains. The doctor says "well pull yourself together then"