Edward William Matters III, JD

I love music, nature, my trust fund, and SMU Football. #TrustTheFund

[Edward William Matters III, JD @EdMattersIII]

These stupid European fucks and there no ac I’ve had my ac turned off every night I’ve been here and when I say something that look at me like I’m an asshole you backwards uncivilized motherfuckers I hope all of you die of heat stroke

[Edward William Matters III, JD @EdMattersIII]

@WillKoester5 @GreenGCA @sbrittonturf Beautiful course always wanted to play

[Edward William Matters III, JD @EdMattersIII]

@RayBObrian At least one meal a day is purchased

[Edward William Matters III, JD @EdMattersIII]

@BarbourSeason The kid that made that video did irreparable damage to sig nu

[Edward William Matters III, JD @EdMattersIII]

Why does it feel like poor people don’t pay for anything like am I the only motherfucker not subsidized by our government

[Edward William Matters III, JD @EdMattersIII]

@BulldogDW @gete_polding Fuck you yankee

[Edward William Matters III, JD @EdMattersIII]

@nathaniel2times Dream breakfast this is what god intended

[Edward William Matters III, JD @EdMattersIII]

@carson_tk Don’t think it’s there choice lmao

[Edward William Matters III, JD @EdMattersIII]

@pigshitsonballs I’m currently starting my cocaine bender enjoy your time off I’ll enjoy mine on

[Edward William Matters III, JD @EdMattersIII]

What the fuck is wrong with euros

[Edward William Matters III, JD @EdMattersIII]

@nertisbetter Negative OpSec

[Edward William Matters III, JD @EdMattersIII]

@Freudy Floor score

[Edward William Matters III, JD @EdMattersIII]

@EmperorBarry69 The fat motherfucker that used to live above me did this shit beyond infuriating how do your steps sound like bowling balls being dropped

[Edward William Matters III, JD @EdMattersIII]

@ScootBarley You yanked my fucking dick scoot

[Edward William Matters III, JD @EdMattersIII]

@carson_tk Straight up we deserve it no more excuses with this team we are not the upper echelon of college football sad but true should be an eye opener to our donors though

[Edward William Matters III, JD @EdMattersIII]

Just spent 80 dollars on fucking porgy because they said it in a different language

[Edward William Matters III, JD @EdMattersIII]

If this team if it ever wants to go to the next level it needs a play calling OC if Rhett refuses we need a new coach. Kevin Jennings still makes the same mistakes as last season and will not be the guy to take us to a acc championship. We have to spend another 20M on our defense

[Edward William Matters III, JD @EdMattersIII]

Trinidad chambliss accuracy has cost ole miss like three touchdowns Lindsey looks pretty good though

[Edward William Matters III, JD @EdMattersIII]

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