Ed McQue

Man, husband, father, Christian, umpire, fire police officer, but above all Human. My “Bork Report” is the number of dogs I see on a run. He/Him/His

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@AbakpaJob My previous dog used to get Cheerios from me when I would weigh them out (I was strictly counting calories). I’d give her the “overage” to balance the scale. Became a daily demand for Cheerios. That dog passed in 2022. My current dog gets the benefit of that training (see video)

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@gtconway3d @NotHoodlum @JReinerMD I’ve taken that test after my latest concussion. I guess I’m qualified to be president

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@meghanttucker There is a woman I see daily when walking my dog. I watched her appear more and more pregnant over the last several months. A couple of weeks ago I saw her, flatter belly and pushing a stroller. Still not asking.

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@OnPatrolLive I’m a softball umpire and I see it a lot at tournaments and showcases. Couldn’t tell you beyond when asked, the athletes say that it works.

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@s9_l6 The base number is double the product of the upper numbers. 2x2 doubled is 8. 5x5 doubled is 50. 6x6 doubled is 72.

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@theliamnissan The first amendment would like a word

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@meghanttucker Librarians are amazing. I should know, I raised one.

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@mrmikeMTL My wife and I. Also some heirloom furniture and coins. Don’t rob me

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@Halo_chains Excellent thread. My dog, Marble, is very popular among the local kids. We live near a school and often cross with drop off/pickup. The kids, bus drivers, teachers all call out to him. He’s super friendly is always accepts their love. Let the kids pet the dog.

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@JackLinFLL @StraightFlorida I have one in my shed and the sharpening kit to keep it maintained. My dad would call using that "building character"

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Marble has Cheerios with me every morning. He waits for me to finish getting mine out, then he gets a high five for his efforts. #dogsofx #DogsAreFamily @dog_rates

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@NobodymrRobert Formal name is “OSHA special”

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@JeffFletcherOCR Batted ball struck a runner off the base before it passed an infielder. Runner called out for interference, batter credited with a hit. All other runners would be returned to the last base touched at the time of the interference and advance only of forced. But 3 outs so switch up

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@sireilisa You’ve never seen a knife before?

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@buitengebieden Branch Associate making a deposit

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@meghanttucker I remember chatting with my brother when he was deployed. If I asked anything remotely about conditions, etc, he always fell back on “opsec- can’t talk about it”. Which actually kept us on track of getting/giving family updates and reminiscing about our youth. Silly tokers

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@meghanttucker Maybe if she swallowed a spider to catch the fly?

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@meghanttucker One I got as a gift almost 30 years ago. Have never seen it in a store but it was so very smooth and good.

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@MensHumor The last apartment I had rented showed the annual amount on the lease with "payable in 12 monthly installments of $xxxx due on the first of each month.