Michael Edmond

ATX

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

PISS TEST JOSHUA BAEZ RIGHT THIS SECOND. WHAT THE FUCK

[dean ☘︎ @macfindspride]

oh my god 😭

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Hey Bryce Miller — you’re parked in Kade’s space, we’re gonna need you to move your car.

[Aaron Judge @TheJudge44]

How come all the pretty girls like you are taken baby? #KeepMeInMind

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Hey Seattle — bring up Kade Anderson you cowards.

[TMZ @TMZ]

Brad Pitt says he's drinking alcohol again after seven years sober.

Read more: https://t.co/CKU8drIBdM

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

You know it’s hot outside when you hug someone, and can actually hear yourself separating when the hug is over.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Mamdani cleans up the trash in NYC and MAGA has a heart attack about it.

[73-9 and THEY LIED @CuffsTheLegend]

hitting a home run in a MLB game gotta be a Top 5 adrenaline rush known to man

[Michael Edmond @Edmond_MichaelN]

@GlasertTim @waitmaya Genius

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: The Seattle Mariners are acquiring outfielder Taylor Ward in a trade with the Baltimore Orioles, sources tell ESPN.

[ECB @EastCoastBucky]

Imagine this:

3 beers at the hotel bar

Now imagine this:

3 more beers at the hotel bar

[Neet @neet_sol]

job market so bad I’m waiting for a bench at the gym at 11am

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Emerson Hancock expected to be traded, per @JeffPassan.

[Joben @icebergs1mpson]

Got the friggin lettuce virus from 12 Guinness last night

[Mr. Relatable @MrRelatable88]

I think that it is safe to say that they were not administering emergency aid here.

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

Why does Erika Kirks brother, Travis Giunta, look strangely similar to the person in the Utah surveillance footage?

[Bryan Woo Enjoyer @CyYoungWoo]

I stand with them

[sashimii @skyshimii]

how are alcoholics so skinny if alcohol is so high in calories