Edna Pontellier

Robert😻 Novice Swimmer 🌊 Classical Music is 👌🏼 Bon Bons 🍬 and 💰makes me holla

[Edna Pontellier @EdnaClapsBack]

First, Adèle doesn’t show up to my dinner. Next, she has the audacity to tell me “think of the children.”

[Edna Pontellier @EdnaClapsBack]

@WOKEQU33N @atypicalbonbon Me checking out ALL the men at the pigeon house.

[Edna Pontellier @EdnaClapsBack]

Bennett’s out here suggesting a Masters Degree in Masculinity. Y’all already know I got that PhD from Mademoiselle Reisz...Triple Majoring in Léonce, Robby, and Alcée.

Gotta keep these side pieces guessin

[Edna Pontellier @EdnaClapsBack]

Trying to calculate this love pentagon I got going on...

[Edna Pontellier @EdnaClapsBack]

@EdnaKentucky If he can’t play a Chopin concerto in D Minor...he’s too young for you bro.

[edna pontellier @lilmamaeddi]

dm me for paintings. this is just one of my recent works. s/o to adele for modeling😌

[Edna Pontellier @EdnaClapsBack]

@EdnaP90947210 Sis, you know I got you covered with all the tea sipping memes.

[Edna Pontellier @EdnaClapsBack]

Me thirty seconds into dinner with Adèle and her husband...pitying their “colorless existence”

[Edna Pontellier @EdnaClapsBack]

Léonce: YoU BeTTeR StAY HoMe oN TuEsDaYs

[Edna Pontellier @EdnaClapsBack]

After finding out My husband was talking to my side boo in New Orleans

[Edna Pontellier @EdnaClapsBack]

Yooo what’s up with Robbie leaving everyone letters but me.

[Edna Pontellier @EdnaClapsBack]

Im about to begin my own Mambo #5.
A little bit of Léonce in my life...
A little bit of Robbie on the side...
A little bit of...

Gurl you know im not done yet 😂

[Edna Pontellier @EdnaClapsBack]

@eddyp1871 @notEdnaPont Just like he played little Marequita on the Chenerie. Roberts been pulling up since Day 1.

[Edna Pontellier @EdnaClapsBack]

Catching feels for Robbie...

[Edna Pontellier @EdnaClapsBack]

@EdnaLebrunlol

[Edna Pontellier @EdnaClapsBack]

@EdnaPon07451471 @Edna11868101 Y’all wrong for this. Putting in all my time into your education, like Edna puts into raising her children.

[Edna Pontellier @EdnaClapsBack]

After realizing summer is ending, snacc time is over...and I still got Léonce. SMH. 😒

[Edna Pontellier @EdnaClapsBack]

Me coming for Joyce Carol Oates if she writes another line about women belonging in the kitchen.

[Edna Pontellier @EdnaClapsBack]

@eddyp1871 When that beat drops....aye.

[Edna Pontellier @EdnaClapsBack]

Sashaying out of this marriage and leaving my gilded cage behind.