Education Reformer

Near as I can tell, all education problems r nails. Fortunately, I've got a hammer. Grab your heavy blunt object & let's standardize something together!

[Education Reformer @EdReformPR]

How do we reach the unreachable kids?

83% sure it's with more testing. But I need to double check the literature.

#ascd16

[Education Reformer @EdReformPR]

I got a dream . . . Standardization for all. #MakeAmericaStandardizedAgain #ascd16

[Education Reformer @EdReformPR]

@Poetivity He took up painting. That’s was a good idea, even if he isn’t very good at it.

[Education Reformer @EdReformPR]

Hey @pearson,

Maybe Pumpkin Flavored Test Prep Materials?

Bubbles that look like pumpkins?

#edreform #edchat

[Education Reformer @EdReformPR]

No Sleep Til Bedtime #RuinARapTrack

[Education Reformer @EdReformPR]

Movie Idea: Clueless “unprivileged" Princeton ignoramus awakens to find he’s a kidnapped African girl.

#BlackEdu #BringBackOurGirls

[Education Reformer @EdReformPR]

Meanwhile in Florida . . .

TGIF: Thank God It’s #FCAT!

#edreform #edchat

[Education Reformer @EdReformPR]

Don’t forget to remember the Alamo.

[Education Reformer @EdReformPR]

A mind shrunk by over testing can never return to its original size.

Isn’t that the quote?

#edreform #edchat

[Education Reformer @EdReformPR]

Worksheet! Get, yer worksheets!

How much, Mr.?

20 cents a stack.

Golly. That’s a great deal. My mama wants 2 stacks.

#edchat #edreform

[Education Reformer @EdReformPR]

BREAKING: #FSU logo gets teeth.

#Seminoles up in arms.

#NCAA

[Education Reformer @EdReformPR]

Let’s solve this with more testing.

http://t.co/b7Sy0NNQJ9

#creativity #edreform #PISA

[Education Reformer @EdReformPR]

Movie idea: Liam Neeson is a teacher.

#edpolicy has been kidnapped.

He vows to hunt down corporations responsible.

#edchat #edreform

[Education Reformer @EdReformPR]

Maybe standardized testing everything that moves isn’t a good idea.

#edchat #edreform

April Fools! It is always a great idea.

[Education Reformer @EdReformPR]

Pearson is curious about your status.

And your pocketbook.

[Education Reformer @EdReformPR]

My superpower has more to do with red ink than with a red lightsaber.

To the chagrin of students everywhere.

#OxfordCommaForever

[Education Reformer @EdReformPR]

Pretty sure I'm just one handful of mousse away from being considered cool.

[Education Reformer @EdReformPR]

Me: Transgender princess beats all odds.
Disney Execs: …
M: Rescues female identifying prince.
DE: …
M: Kingdom becomes LGBT friendly.

[Education Reformer @EdReformPR]

Fact: R2D2 dropped out after failing to pass the #ITBS (Intergalactic Test of Basic Skills) 10 years in a row.

#edchat #edreform