Ed Lyness

[Ed Lyness @EdShnee]

@TLRailUK i regularly get the Thameslink between kentish town and herne hill. Service is usually pretty bad but the last 3 times its been delayed or cancelled so I've had to get the tube, and now the train isn't calling at herne hill. Whats going on and will it ever be reliable?

[Ed Lyness @EdShnee]

@AvantiWestCoast I just went there, they said to wait for the train manager but i have no idea when he's gonna come. Seems like it's always too hot on your trains! What else can I do?

[Ed Lyness @EdShnee]

@AvantiWestCoast please lower the temperature on your train, I'm overheating. Insane temperatures

[Ed Lyness @EdShnee]

It's such an honour to be able to play at your studio, Mr. Eno. By the way, the toilet's blocked - I accidentally flushed 3kg of coffee grounds

[Ed Lyness @EdShnee]

Who is this highly gifted toddler presenting BBC news

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Seemingly every time I need it it's inexplicably fucked

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@TLRailUK is genuinely a Friday night ruiner

[Ed Lyness @EdShnee]

All I want is a vegan cinnamon roll

[Ed Lyness @EdShnee]

Can't believe Spotify's new update actually would make me listen to LESS music it's so shit

Which genius had the idea of tik tokifying a fucking music streaming app for fucks sake

[Ed Lyness @EdShnee]

Getting into spiritualism you think it's gonna be spirits, goddesses, karma, witchcraft etc. But actually it's all just 100% gnomes

[Ed Lyness @EdShnee]

@notwillyoung86 @BerbBerbson @andymacp1 @Peston @AngelaRayner What's your hate against bricklayers?? I disagree w him but don't demonise people for their jobs unless they're oil execs or some shit

[Ed Lyness @EdShnee]

Musicians be like: my band is neo-wizard post-cum fart rock piss wave

[Ed Lyness @EdShnee]

There's naught left in him but lies and Magritte

[Ed Lyness @EdShnee]

Dulce et decorum est for Sue Sylvester to ruin your life

[Ed Lyness @EdShnee]

@Farah_Lou Is he wearing prosthetics? What's his voice like??

[Ed Lyness @EdShnee]

@RoyalMailHelp if I missed a delivery today, when can I pick it up?

[Ed Lyness @EdShnee]

@RoyalMailHelp if I missed a delivery today, can I pick it up from my collection point tomorrow or do I have to wait till

[Ed Lyness @EdShnee]

@ThangamMP Ganesha handicrafts on park street!

[Ed Lyness @EdShnee]

@arobertwebb @TrussellTrust Could I get them unwashed?

[Ed Lyness @EdShnee]

@WildAndy88 @KilclooneyJohn Dealing with it properly
-> change .org petition