Ed Snowden

@edsnowden -Being a spy is tough work. If you think YOU get lots of emails, you should see what I have to sort through ... and they're not even MINE!!

[Ed Snowden @EdSnowden]

@Yfz84 A BIG F! YOU! @Yfz84 Obviously you have NO idea what's going on here. That's 100% a COACH butt pat, nothing more. I'm betting he probably see her as his daughter, and you feel the need to make it something else, possibly a reflection from your own experiences in life.

[Ed Snowden @EdSnowden]

@benshapiro ...and yes, my name really is @EdSnowden, proud 5 year subscriber.

[Ed Snowden @EdSnowden]

@benshapiro Ben, you HAVE to meet her! She is amazing! The Honey Girl of Auschwitz: Esther Basch. https://t.co/c9v297CSHK

[Ed Snowden @EdSnowden]

@CNNPR Proving once again that Lemon just can't get it right!

[Ed Snowden @EdSnowden]

@budlight ...done...never buying ANY Anheuser-Busch products again! @KevinHarvick is probably SO glad that he is retiring from your sponsorship this year! #clothesstealingthief #wokeiskillingthiscountry

[Ed Snowden @EdSnowden]

@ucdavis Okay UC Davis botany students, what's going on here?

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BREAKING NEWS: After turning over 5 men that were responsible for the killing and kidnapping, the cartel has sent a second letter to the Mexican government. The message simply read "If you need more, just let us know."

[Ed Snowden @EdSnowden]

His first day and already making friends!

[Ed Snowden @EdSnowden]

@ShellenbergerMD BREAKING NEWS! Roald Dahl has rolled over in his grave!

[Ed Snowden @EdSnowden]

In other news, all hot air balloon festivals have been canceled until 2024.

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Check out PitBull Mom's video! #TikTok https://t.co/gXSdgPR7UU

[Ed Snowden @EdSnowden]

@nbcsnl Please, PLEASE have @Harry_Styles as your next guest and do a skit with Kanye yelling, "Get off the stage, Beyonce should have won!"

[Ed Snowden @EdSnowden]

@elonmusk Gyro & Magnets! Is the landing pad magnetic, or is that not plausible because of the stainless steel not having magnetic qualities? That would be super cool & helpful on ocean platform landings. Is a Gyro used to stabilize the ocean pad?
Yes, it's my real name,lol.

[Ed Snowden @EdSnowden]

Good morning ED my ass! @GetSpectrum and get screwed!

[CJ Fogler 🫡 @cjzero]

RGIII pushing the boundaries of analysis you can get on TV

[Ed Snowden @EdSnowden]

@Costco You REALLY DISCONTINUED THIS! SERIOUSLY!?! Leave it to young new corporate managers to screw things up.

[Ed Snowden @EdSnowden]

@SydneyLWatson I've been there... on a Delta flight. I wrote to Delta about my discomfort and the lack of the persons hygiene as well. My ticket was refunded and a credit applied for a future flight.

[Ed Snowden @EdSnowden]

@audpants
The use of 'allegedly' in this context could not be more anti-police if you tried!
https://t.co/3PiRYUuXPK

[Ed Snowden @EdSnowden]

@benshapiro For Father Day I told my wife that I want a subscription to @realDailyWire...on every Father Day! In the middle of my work day the tumbler arrived, WOOHOO! And YES, Ed Snowden is my real name and YES that is the real NSA booth at a internet security conference.

[Ed Snowden @EdSnowden]

Congratulations Home Depot on NOT "remodeling" and moving everything all OVER the store like Lowes. Wasted 40 min there, staff couldn't even find them. HomeDepot...in & out in less than 5 minutes!