Veronica

[Shawtyy @Shawtywishi]

Does all pussy taste the same?

[Wayward🧸 @Hustleorbeg7]

A girl can have 5 boyfriends but still make u feel like you’re the only one. That’s the talent Satan gave them.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

anytime wey i reason the things wey my mama don do for me i go just burst cry

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Bro to bro: Don’t blame or complain, just get smarter, wiser, better.

[Aminah🧃 @Unusual_hijabi]

if you know say you wan dey sleep no enter relationship, which one be i slept off.🙄

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Over 8 billion people on earth and nobody sabi repair earpiece?

[Support Obi till he licks Microphone @AnotherAnowa]

For once guys , Let us have a president that is not a thief.

we are not asking for too much

[Veronica @EdtVeronica]

I'm tired of squ!rting i wanna learn how to cream

[Jordy 🫧 @babyjorrdy]

Nobody cares about how you feel, until you make them feel how they made you feel.

[Adedayo Agarau @adedayoagarau]

I personally want Obi as Nigeria’s president so people can see that you can be upright, be respectful, be a Nigerian, be law-abiding, have no criminal case and still win in Nigeria. Obi’s presidency is good for Nigeria’s moral compass.

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

fuel is no longer subsidized. even federal universities, which are supposed to be affordable, are now expensive. we're paying a fortune for gas. housing is out of reach for many people. security is non-existent.

so what exactly is the government doing for us?

[𓆩♱𓆪 @ymvym8]

the funniest thing about social anxiety is that nobody is thinking about you that much

[Odun @Ewatomiby]

I’m at that age, where i realize these ladies won’t offer you nothing other than to put you in debt🤦🏾‍♂️

[Odun @Ewatomiby]

As a man wey dey plan settle down, if your woman no fit dey sort out one or two bills when you no dey around…. You fit no follow us reach old age oo🧏🏾‍♂️

[Abuja President ⚖️ @AbujaPresident]

There’s nothing like “vote wisely” anymore.

It’s get your PVC and vote for Peter Obi.

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

doing things that makes you forget you have a phone >>>>>>>>

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

E be like person give Tinubu deadline to kpai all of us

[K4ylee🖤🎀 @Fw_k4ylee]

Smoking weed before sex unlocks an insane, unexplainable sex drive😭

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

When you ask someone for money and they say they don't have it, don't take it personally — you also don't have it.

[valking ♔ @_VALKlNG]

The fact that we still have to convince people not to vote for Tinubu means we are in big trouble.