Edward Eats

I am the world’s most fussy eater ever. These are the chronicles of foods I’ve never tried, foods I have, and foods I will never try again.

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Et my first mince pie today. Basically a gingerbread in cake form.

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Beetroot is just like shit carrots

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On urinals: “I prefer to sit down in case I change my mind”

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Dave: do you eat beans?
Me: I can eat them, but I prefer them when they aren’t crushed

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I’ve never had gravy. I don’t understand why you pour brown water all over your food

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I ordered a prawn cocktail by accident once but I sent it away

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I don’t get soup. Liquid food innit

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“I went to Chiquito’s on a school trip once. All I had was chips”

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“Do you want to queue? Look, the queues are feeding off into different streams” #british #riteofpassage

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“Never had Nikes, never had Reeboks, never had New Balance. Always been Addis.” Brand loyalty convo in a sunny beer garden 👌

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“Listen man, I’m good with chillin’” American in Brussels

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“Oh I really wish I could get a feature chair” #interiors #dreams

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“Quantum physics is a lot like an unwanted erection. The more you think about it, the harder it gets” #GeekoftheWeek

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“When he wees on the carpet it’s like a teaspoon, and his poos are like Maltesers” - on a pet #chihuahua

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“Last time I was in London I couldn’t even figure out the tube, so I had to walk to St Pancras.” #northernfail

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“I hate pork scratchings but I’ll have some scabby fries” #newcastle

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“I’m not gonna lie. Hospital bacon is pretty bad”

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“He basically just rules by twitter”

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“Did I tell you I slept in the same bed as Brad Pitt?”
“At the same time?”
“No. He signed the guest book in this hut in Ethiopia”