Edwin Gutierrez

I only drink the mix......i never get caught up in it🌺

[Edwin Gutierrez @EdwinGslippery]

I'm usually never embarrassed about anything! But whenever I pull up to an ATM and have to open the door and get out because it's too far is ALWAYS HUMILIATING 😳

[Edwin Gutierrez @EdwinGslippery]

MY FAVORITE JEANS DONT FIT ANYMORE FUCKK YEAA😤😤 I TRIED TO SCIENCE THE SHIT OUT OF IT BY JUMPING INTO MY JEANS BUT NOPE! HOPPING AROUND LOOKING LIKE A FOOL! THEN I TRIED TO PUT GRAVITY ON MY SIDE AND WENT UPSIDE DOWN AND THAT DIDN'T WORK EITHER.

[Edwin Gutierrez @EdwinGslippery]

Being a celtics fan this year gives me 1 of 2 emotions. I'm either getting mad that we're losing or bored because we're winning by so much.

[Edwin Gutierrez @EdwinGslippery]

🗣🗣 YOU DIDNT GET HACKED YOUR PHONE SERVICE JUST SUCKS🗣🗣 GET A BETTER CELL PHONE PROVIDER!

[Edwin Gutierrez @EdwinGslippery]

I used to apologize for not remembering names...now I feel like if I don't remember it's ON YOU. You made a bad first impression and you're not that memorable SORRY

[Edwin Gutierrez @EdwinGslippery]

People with sweaty/clammy hands should just avoid the handshake ENTIRELY and STRICTLY DO fistbumps.

[Edwin Gutierrez @EdwinGslippery]

I find it more offensive to play the clean version of songs at the club. Play the explicit version we all grown in here!

[Edwin Gutierrez @EdwinGslippery]

I freestyle my own lullabies to put my niece and nephews to sleep😤 all original pieces! None of those old ass tunes! I'm making the new baby shark JUST WAIT ON IT!

[Edwin Gutierrez @EdwinGslippery]

I get an ominous feeling when I get follow or friend request from someone with no pictures😱 I usually think twice before I accept.

[Edwin Gutierrez @EdwinGslippery]

I SPOIL MYSELF BECAUSE I DESERVE IT AND IM ENTITLED BECAUSE I CAN BE😤

[Edwin Gutierrez @EdwinGslippery]

People still holding in their sneezes? Why punish yourself like that? Your body WANTS TO SNEEZE! LET IT OUT! stop blocking your blessings. It feels good to sneeze🤧 i'd rather you projectile spit in my face than watch you almost self implode holding a sneeze.

[Edwin Gutierrez @EdwinGslippery]

Idc what anyone says! Putting on jewelry is a 2-man job. I've never seen anyone put a bracelet on or even a necklace by themselves. Unless there's a skill that I haven't learned yet? I'm open to learning.

[Edwin Gutierrez @EdwinGslippery]

@StillAsap Last time I went I thought I was gonna have to shoot my way out of there.

[Edwin Gutierrez @EdwinGslippery]

Wanna learn Spanish? Just listen to bad bunny🐰. Everyone seems to be a fan of his music so how about yall take the time and figure out what he's saying in his songs. Good starting point for your bilingual journey.

[Edwin Gutierrez @EdwinGslippery]

Summer came and went like it had somewhere to be LOL summer came said hi, had one drink, and hit us with the good Ole Irish goodbye! I'm here trying to get a tan off the clouds🌥🌥

[Edwin Gutierrez @EdwinGslippery]

@CaaitieG I really need, I need a free mind now🎵🎵💃💃

[Edwin Gutierrez @EdwinGslippery]

My wife is the ,"sleep on your stomach with the one leg up sleeper" and i love that about her. The fact that she got a leg up in the morning already makes it a good day for her! I guess you can say she got a leg up on today🤷🏽‍♂️

[Edwin Gutierrez @EdwinGslippery]

This inflation got me thinking ahead financially😤 I got my weed plug in my contacts as Sams Club since I buy my weed in BULK now. Save money that way. Gotta be fiscally responsible nowadays..

[Edwin Gutierrez @EdwinGslippery]

I really be living life with no worries. Like I FEAR NOTHING. I DIVE HEAD FIRST INTO ANY SITUATION I FIND MYSELF IN! But when it comes to me getting a tattoo?!?! I shrivel up in fear and back out🤣🤣 not sure why just too scared.

[Edwin Gutierrez @EdwinGslippery]

@CaaitieG You express your love more than you know🤗 is it weird that I find you the cutest when you're cold and standoff-ish? When you want nothing to do with me 🤣 I love you the most when you give me HEAVY eye rolls instead of kisses. Maybe somethings wrong with me.