Edwin Payne 🏳️‍🌈

The brains of the Dead Boy Detective Agency. written by a nerd in their 30s.

We were married with paper rings @CharRowland73

[Edwin Payne 🏳️‍🌈 @EdwinisPayned]

(I'm taking my Edwin hat off for a moment... and I will put it back on shortly.

I just want to point out something... I'm 34! LOL, yes I'm an old. That said, if this fact makes you uncomfortable or not interact with me I understand. My goal was to remain open to everyone.

[Edwin Payne 🏳️‍🌈 @EdwinisPayned]

Hello?

I never know if the cats are minions or not…

#SaveDeadBoyDetectives
#FestiveCasework

[Edwin Payne 🏳️‍🌈 @EdwinisPayned]

I would like some people to know what stoic means before they use it in a sentence...

#SaveDeadBoyDetectives
#FestiveCasework

[Edwin Payne 🏳️‍🌈 @EdwinisPayned]

#ItsAces

Is it?!

Charles. You’re in so much trouble when you get back to London!

#SaveDeadBoyDetectives

[Edwin Payne 🏳️‍🌈 @EdwinisPayned]

@BabyDollSpidey I will tell Sa'al if you nimble too

[Edwin Payne 🏳️‍🌈 @EdwinisPayned]

Perhaps it is time for a new strategy...

[Edwin Payne 🏳️‍🌈 @EdwinisPayned]

@BabyDollSpidey Please don't eat me

[Edwin Payne 🏳️‍🌈 @EdwinisPayned]

Spidey wants my attention?!

I mean... hugs from... over here...?

[Edwin Payne 🏳️‍🌈 @EdwinisPayned]

Charles is still away on his solo venture...

I'm fine! Don't listen to Crystal

[Edwin Payne 🏳️‍🌈 @EdwinisPayned]

Charles has left me for a solo venture

[Edwin Payne 🏳️‍🌈 @EdwinisPayned]

Kindness is something valuable that can’t be lost in these trying times.

Even when all manner of hopefulness is gone.

And there is fear with vulnerability…

Kindness to one another can save a soul.

#SaveDeadBoyDetectives #GhostlyGratitude

[Edwin Payne 🏳️‍🌈 @EdwinisPayned]

Oli, my fae otter pet, sometimes collects his own payment when you visit the agency. No, don't take it back.

Show the fae some respect.

[DBDA Uplifts @DBDAUplifts]

No one should go hungry, full stop.

This holiday season, we'll be sharing resources to help our fandom be an Agency Against Hunger. Check out our informational PDF at https://t.co/nU7lMxRqoZ and keep an eye on our page for more to come! 💙

#DeadBoyDetectives
#TheGoodYouDo

[Edwin Payne 🏳️‍🌈 @EdwinisPayned]

To be fair, she was the daughter of a Pagan Witch and she said she’d help us.

I just didn’t expect she’d want a cricket bat for the trouble!

[Charles Rowland @CharRowland73]

Oi! You don't need to air out my business like that, mate! You make it sound like she was your average kid! She knew more magic than you!

[Edwin Payne 🏳️‍🌈 @EdwinisPayned]

Look Halloween and the day after are very busy days for us. It’s been a little hectic in the detective agency.

Charles almost lost his bat to a child ghost even!

#SaveDeadBoyDetectives
#GhostlyGratitude

[Edwin Payne 🏳️‍🌈 @EdwinisPayned]

Sigh.

[Charles Rowland @CharRowland73]

I don't like making plans for the day.

Every time I do, the term "premeditated" gets thrown around the courtroom.

[Edwin Payne 🏳️‍🌈 @EdwinisPayned]

We have to make…. Our fellow modern day agents proud, isn’t that right Charles?

I imagine Crystal would be oh so pleased with you.

[Edwin Payne 🏳️‍🌈 @EdwinisPayned]

Happy place a push pin on a transphobe’s chair day…

#SaveDeadBoyDetectives
#SupernaturallySpeaking

[Edwin Payne 🏳️‍🌈 @EdwinisPayned]

Trying to be mad at Charles is impossible when he looks like that!

[Edwin Payne 🏳️‍🌈 @EdwinisPayned]

….

Charles!

[Charles Rowland @CharRowland73]

I love you, Edwin!