edyesed

you're probably looking for the *other* @edyesed. see also @bobdylan_ebooks. he/him

[edyesed @edyesed]

Good night, Twitter. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading)
Please.
Folks, seriously.
PLEASE.
Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

(deep sigh) All six wildfires in the Pacific Cascade Region this weekend were caused by fireworks.

[US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC]

You in our comments:
I don't need these firework safety tips. I'm built different.

Fireworks:
You are a sentient gelatin and your cousin is one margarita away from trying to relight a "dud". You are *exactly* who needs these safety tips.

[edyesed @edyesed]

Is it poetic
When humans write the JD
For LLM jobs?

[edyesed @edyesed]

@dberkholz Any book about how to do something is a physical manifestation of experience compression

[edyesed @edyesed]

The compression algorithm for experience surrounds us every single day.

I’m grateful it is thus.

My myopic ass would be terrible at hunting and gathering.

[frank bullitt @the_blueprint]

the anti-wfh propaganda might be the biggest most coordinated player hating in human history

[DormAIn 🧟‍♀️ (aka "part of the problem") @DormainDrewitz]

Ha! @jamesurquhart has a “flow” chart to model technology selection for flow architecture at #gluecon

[edyesed @edyesed]

Two stages of life of tech people:

Temporary and constantly changing human relationships, which never come from the heart

Giant larvae stuck on their back unable to get out of bed

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I guess it was different for me 🤷🐛

[Matt Turck @mattturck]

Two stages of life of tech people:

Young trying to be successful

Successful trying to be young

[edyesed @edyesed]

Nintendo did us a solid with #TearsoftheKindom 👍

[edyesed @edyesed]

#tearsofthekingdom make sure you clear those shrines completely 😬

This message brought to you by a save point 90 minutes in the past

[edyesed @edyesed]

Galaxy brain stuff happening over here.
TV on the porch.
Karoks and all.

[edyesed @edyesed]

Ultrahand!!!!

[edyesed @edyesed]

@RayDubicki I took the day off work and G is planning to take over after school 🥰🥰

See y’all there!!! ( first hour or so has been great! )

[edyesed @edyesed]

If you want to find me today 🔜 meetup at Hyrule Field at 08:00 pacific!

[Ingrid Escajeda @griddlecakes]

So 500 shows? Only 500 writers. Guild membership becomes a fraction of what it is now. We lose our power. Which means rollbacks. Which means no more pension and health insurance. For ANY of us. Considering that insurance saved my life five years ago, I'd sure like to keep it...

[edyesed @edyesed]

Extracting cash from information asymmetry is only One Way ™️

There are also Other Ways ™️

[Naval @naval]

You get rewarded for unique knowledge, not for effort.

Effort is required to create unique knowledge.

[.anthony @antculver]

Man what the entire fuck is wrong with y’all?