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Did you do lunges today?

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It takes guts to be an organ donor.

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"Hiking: cheaper than therapy." Get your swag! Link in bio.

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That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.

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“I don't need a gym membership, I have hiking boots." Get your swag - link in bio.

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Where do boats go when they're sick? To the boat dock.

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Why did the hamburger go to the gym? To get better buns.

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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

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I'm addicted to collecting vintage Beatles albums. I need help.

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What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller.

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My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god...

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What is a flower’s favorite kind of pickle? A daffo-dill.

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Where do mice park their boats? At the hickory dickory dock.

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What do gardeners wear on their legs? Garden hose.

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Finally my winter fat is gone. Now I have spring rolls.

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I invented a new word! Plagiarism!

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