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I'm a sinner with the heart of a saint ✝️🖤/ Always have the God-fidence ❤️🙏🏾/ Plant obsessed 🌱/ Pro Football Enthusiast🖤💯/ Naija in Seconds!🇳🇬

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Nigerian petrol attendants can calculate fuel and change faster than Albert Einstein.

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@thobbad Omolomo 😂

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@DeewhyOladayo Haha 😂

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Nigerians will help you solve your problem and create a 10-step plan just to make it sound more serious.

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@DeewhyOladayo Good luck

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@gemyoruba Change the naira put dollar

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@Ovoh_of_Lagos Na to buy the love bit by bit😂

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@gemyoruba He’s good!

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@Big4deyforyou Omo the holiday go turn permanent migration 😂

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@Big4deyforyou 😂

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@DeewhyOladayo Wahala

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In Lagos, you don’t plan your day. The traffic decides for you.

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@DeewhyOladayo Haha 😂
So true

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In Nigeria, a phone call can solve anything, including finding a new apartment.

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@_Chinons0 Omo

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@DeewhyOladayo Haha 😂

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@marhgician Walahi!

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How do we survive the noise of church, mosques, and generators? By shouting louder!

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@PeliCAN_D_DReAM That kind thing. All man Dey call themselves now

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Only in Nigeria do you hear, “I was just passing, and I saw the food” from unexpected guests.

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@DeewhyOladayo I tire oo

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@dreal_beebee Dey naija